{"id":4139,"date":"2010-05-14T11:08:28","date_gmt":"2010-05-14T18:08:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=4139"},"modified":"2010-05-14T11:08:28","modified_gmt":"2010-05-14T18:08:28","slug":"gold-atm-built-in-abu-dhabi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/gold-atm-built-in-abu-dhabi\/","title":{"rendered":"Gold ATM Built in Abu Dhabi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4140\" title=\"gold bars\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/gold-bars.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"319\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/gold-bars.jpg 460w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/gold-bars-300x208.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/gold-bars-340x235.jpg 340w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I always enjoy reminders that I am soul-crushingly poor, so I popped on over to Reuters and learned that the Emirates Palace, a hotel Abu Dhabi, the capital of the UAE, recently installed an ATM that dispenses gold.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I need to rephrase that for you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>There is a machine, in Abu Dhabi, into which you put money in exchange for SOLID GOLD BARS.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Soon, the hotel says, they will also dispense coins with the hotel name on it, which would make &#8220;a nice souvenir for guests to take home.&#8221; What a swell idea! And to think, it only costs $1,236 an ounce! So affordable, assuming you are a Saudi oil baron or a Colombian cocaine warlord or owner of the universe or Mark Zuckerberg!<\/p>\n<p>Read more at<a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/idUSTRE64C3Y220100513\" target=\"_blank\"> Reuters<\/a>, if you want to feel terrible about your life.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-4139\" data-postid=\"4139\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-4139 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I always enjoy reminders that I am soul-crushingly poor, so I popped on over to Reuters and learned that the Emirates Palace, a hotel Abu Dhabi, the capital of the UAE, recently installed an ATM that dispenses gold. Maybe I need to rephrase that for you. There is a machine, in Abu Dhabi, into which [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4,12],"tags":[2521,2523,2522,2525,1202,2524,2520],"class_list":["post-4139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bcu-hotties","category-thelife","category-stories","tag-abu-dhabi","tag-atm-that-dispenses-gold","tag-gold-atm","tag-poor","tag-rich","tag-ridiculous","tag-uae","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4139"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4139"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4142,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4139\/revisions\/4142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}