{"id":4186,"date":"2010-05-20T13:23:08","date_gmt":"2010-05-20T20:23:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=4186"},"modified":"2010-05-20T13:23:08","modified_gmt":"2010-05-20T20:23:08","slug":"new-olympic-mascots-eerily-familiar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/new-olympic-mascots-eerily-familiar\/","title":{"rendered":"New Olympic Mascots: Eerily Familiar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It wasn&#8217;t long ago that some very observant (and just as creepy) person pointed out that the logo for the 2012 Olympics in London looks a tad bit like Lisa Simpson passin&#8217; out a BJ.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4188\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4188\" style=\"width: 175px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4188 \" title=\"olympic BJ\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/clarity.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"175\" height=\"195\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4188\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">colors added to make a point.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">And now, after months of waiting, London has finally released the first shots of the 2012 Olympic mascots, and they are,<em> I&#8217;m not kidding<\/em>, One Eyed Monsters. Not only do they share a nickname with a certain phallic body part, but they also have a shape <em>strikingly reminiscent<\/em> of said phallic body part. Are you lost? Let me help you out. The mascots LOOK LIKE PENISES.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_4189\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4189\" style=\"width: 237px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4189 \" title=\"mascots\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/mascots.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"237\" height=\"240\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4189\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">look at them. they look like penises. creepy, floating penises.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>So here&#8217;s what it comes down to. Either the design committee for London 2012 Olympics \u00a0has a hilarious, if somewhat juvenile sense of humor, or the \u00a0design committee for London 2012 Olympics never went to a public school in their life. These are<em> literally<\/em> our only two options.<\/p>\n<p>So what do you think? Immature or oblivious?<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-4186\" data-postid=\"4186\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-4186 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It wasn&#8217;t long ago that some very observant (and just as creepy) person pointed out that the logo for the 2012 Olympics in London looks a tad bit like Lisa Simpson passin&#8217; out a BJ. 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