{"id":4247,"date":"2010-05-25T12:07:59","date_gmt":"2010-05-25T19:07:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=4247"},"modified":"2010-05-25T12:07:59","modified_gmt":"2010-05-25T19:07:59","slug":"super-sexy-cpr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/super-sexy-cpr\/","title":{"rendered":"Super Sexy CPR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/l7QuhIgvJG8&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/l7QuhIgvJG8&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Forget old 80s VHS tapes with men in Coke-bottle glasses and salmon colored shirts, because this video, made by the Canadian Fortnight Lingerie company, is far and beyond the best CPR instructional video we&#8217;ve seen in&#8230; well, more than a fortnight, that&#8217;s for sure.<\/p>\n<p>It stars two unbelievably hot ladies clad only in bras and panties, giving you the step by step directions on how to properly administer CPR, from &#8220;check for danger&#8221; (crawl around in your skivvies) to &#8220;tilt head back and administer two breaths&#8221; (TWO CHICK MAKING OUT), to begin &#8220;chest compressions&#8221; (THEY&#8217;RE FONDLING EACH OTHER OH MY GOD) to &#8220;repeat the cycle&#8221; (you guessed it: more making out; more fondling).<\/p>\n<p>Had you played this for me at age 14, I think I might still remember how to do CPR, instead thinking it consisted of blowing in someone&#8217;s face and then punching them in the sternum.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-4247\" data-postid=\"4247\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-4247 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Forget old 80s VHS tapes with men in Coke-bottle glasses and salmon colored shirts, because this video, made by the Canadian Fortnight Lingerie company, is far and beyond the best CPR instructional video we&#8217;ve seen in&#8230; well, more than a fortnight, that&#8217;s for sure. It stars two unbelievably hot ladies clad only in bras and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,3,10,4,17],"tags":[2626,2625,2624,2627,216,761,2629,2628,2623],"class_list":["post-4247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bcu-hotties","category-dating-and-sex","category-dating-lessons","category-thelife","category-style-and-wear","tag-canada","tag-cpr-instructions","tag-cpr-video","tag-fortnight-lingerie","tag-hot-girls","tag-lingerie","tag-naked-gils","tag-sexy-video","tag-super-sexy-cpr","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4247"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4247"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4247\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4253,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4247\/revisions\/4253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}