{"id":4254,"date":"2010-05-25T13:08:49","date_gmt":"2010-05-25T20:08:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=4254"},"modified":"2010-05-25T13:12:19","modified_gmt":"2010-05-25T20:12:19","slug":"what-will-the-lost-stars-do-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/what-will-the-lost-stars-do-now\/","title":{"rendered":"What Will The Lost Stars Do Now?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4257\" title=\"lost\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/lost1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"473\" height=\"188\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I am, as you know, completely unqualified to discuss anything having to do with <em>Lost<\/em>, the monumental ABC show that ended this&#8230; what&#8230; Sunday? I don&#8217;t even know. However, I do enjoy wondering what stars of highly-popular and cult-followed programs will do once they move on. Will they go the Danica McKeller of The Wonder Years route and write a book about math? Will they go all Corey Haim on the world and fall into a world of drugs? Will they create their own spinoff a la &#8220;Frasier&#8221;? Here are a few of the BCU staff&#8217;s ideas for the cast of Lost.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Dominic Monahan<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Write and star in <em>Lord of the Rings 4: Attack of the Hobbits<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Actually turn into a Hobbit, because he <em>really<\/em> looks like a Hobbit<\/li>\n<li>Play a gerbil, hamster, or meer kat in a PBS children&#8217;s show. Because he looks like a Hobbit.<\/li>\n<li>Create a talk show in which he explains how to date women who are obviously WAY out of your league.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>2. Evangeline Lilly<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Baywatch: The Movie<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Super Sexy CPR: Celebrity Edition<\/li>\n<li><em>Dancing Naked With the Stars<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Anything, really, where she doesn&#8217;t have to put clothes on.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>3. Jorge Garcia<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Grimace in the live action McDonald&#8217;s movie<\/li>\n<li>The Kool Aid Man in<em> Attack of the Tropical Punch!<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Michael Moore&#8217;s stunt double<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>4. Terry O&#8217;Quinn<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Creed&#8217;s long lost twin brother in The Office<\/li>\n<li>Hung upside down from club ceiling as a Disco Ball<\/li>\n<li>Creepy old man at bus stop who tells you the world is ending<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>5. Maggie Grace<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Annoying blonde girl in a teen movie<\/li>\n<li>First-to-be-killed-off \u00a0blonde girl in a horror movie<\/li>\n<li>Irritating as hell blonde girl in a Lifetime Original Movie<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Whichever route you choose, guys, we wish you luck. We&#8217;re sure you won&#8217;t be type cast as your respective characters forever and ever. Probably.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-4254\" data-postid=\"4254\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-4254 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am, as you know, completely unqualified to discuss anything having to do with Lost, the monumental ABC show that ended this&#8230; what&#8230; Sunday? I don&#8217;t even know. However, I do enjoy wondering what stars of highly-popular and cult-followed programs will do once they move on. 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