{"id":4290,"date":"2010-05-27T13:15:34","date_gmt":"2010-05-27T20:15:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=4290"},"modified":"2011-04-07T08:44:15","modified_gmt":"2011-04-07T15:44:15","slug":"vodka-in-your-eye-probably-not-a-good-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/vodka-in-your-eye-probably-not-a-good-idea\/","title":{"rendered":"Vodka In Your Eye: Probably Not a Good Idea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, America. Always coming up with easier, more awful ways to do things that are already easy and also awful. Hooray! Vodka eyeballing is the newest, hottest fad to hit the college crowd, and it&#8217;s exactly what you think it is:<\/p>\n<p>Pouring Vodka Into Your Eyeball! <\/p>\n<p>I mean, I suppose it&#8217;s only logical, right? Like, JEEZ, GUYS, I&#8217;m getting <em>sooo<\/em> tired of holding this glass and bringing it to my mouth and UGH don&#8217;t get me <strong>started<\/strong> on swallowing, it&#8217;s<em><strong> SO<\/strong><\/em> tough! So instead I think we should start pouring it directly into our eye sockets, because that is an intelligent, logical thing to do with a substance that is essentially poison! Yay!<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" id=\"cs_player\" width=\"425\" height=\"330\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/eplayer.clipsyndicate.com\/cs_api\/get_swf\/3\/&amp;wpid=0&amp;page_count=5&amp;windows=1&amp;show_title=0&amp;va_id=1479613&amp;auto_start=0&amp;auto_next=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><embed src=\"http:\/\/eplayer.clipsyndicate.com\/cs_api\/get_swf\/3\/&amp;wpid=0&amp;page_count=5&amp;windows=1&amp;show_title=0&amp;va_id=1479613&amp;auto_start=0&amp;auto_next=0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"330\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-4290\" data-postid=\"4290\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-4290 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, America. Always coming up with easier, more awful ways to do things that are already easy and also awful. Hooray! Vodka eyeballing is the newest, hottest fad to hit the college crowd, and it&#8217;s exactly what you think it is: Pouring Vodka Into Your Eyeball! I mean, I suppose it&#8217;s only logical, right? Like, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,5,192,4,12,20,161],"tags":[327,237,37,2656,2654,683,1532,2655,2653],"class_list":["post-4290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","category-bcu-hotties","category-funny-videos","category-thelife","category-stories","category-tech-and-gadgets","category-booty-call-u-videos","tag-alcohol","tag-america","tag-college","tag-dumb","tag-eyeball","tag-gross","tag-stupid","tag-vodka","tag-vodka-eye-balling","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4290"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4290"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4290\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9269,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4290\/revisions\/9269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}