{"id":4304,"date":"2010-05-28T11:29:09","date_gmt":"2010-05-28T18:29:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=4304"},"modified":"2010-05-28T11:29:09","modified_gmt":"2010-05-28T18:29:09","slug":"shreks-mcflurry-flavor-sounds-shady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/shreks-mcflurry-flavor-sounds-shady\/","title":{"rendered":"Shrek&#8217;s McFlurry Flavor Sounds Shady"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_4305\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4305\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4305\" title=\"gross\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/gross1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"190\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4305\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">img # buzzfeed<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I was never really a fan of Shrek. I mean, sure it had some funny parts, and any movie with a character named &#8220;Puss&#8221; is gonna make me laugh like a pre-pubescent boy, but as a whole, the Shrek trilogy (four-logy?) just was a big barrel of blah in my book.<\/p>\n<p>And now, there is a new reason to hate Shrek, he&#8217;s polluting the city with advertisements for his new McDonalds McFlurry flavor, called &#8220;Mint Ogre-load.&#8221; If that doesn&#8217;t conjure up enough disgusting green monster masturbation imagery for you, the sign helps you out with a conveniently hidden hand and a face that looks like it could be saying, &#8216;OH YEAAAHHH.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Thanks Disney, for making me feel dirty.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-4304\" data-postid=\"4304\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-4304 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was never really a fan of Shrek. I mean, sure it had some funny parts, and any movie with a character named &#8220;Puss&#8221; is gonna make me laugh like a pre-pubescent boy, but as a whole, the Shrek trilogy (four-logy?) just was a big barrel of blah in my book. And now, there is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,12],"tags":[889,588,2667,2669,2665,2670,2668,2664,2666],"class_list":["post-4304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thelife","category-stories","tag-billboard","tag-creepy","tag-disney-movies","tag-ejacualation","tag-gross-flavor","tag-masturbate","tag-mcflurry","tag-ogre-load","tag-shrek","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4304"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4304"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4308,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4304\/revisions\/4308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}