{"id":4374,"date":"2010-06-04T10:07:49","date_gmt":"2010-06-04T17:07:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=4374"},"modified":"2010-11-11T14:36:25","modified_gmt":"2010-11-11T21:36:25","slug":"no-sex-allowed-for-english-soccer-team","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/no-sex-allowed-for-english-soccer-team\/","title":{"rendered":"No Sex Allowed for English Soccer Team"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TGIF, woo hoo! It&#8217;s Friday, San Diego weather is at a balmy 75 degrees, and OH YEAH, The Official BCU World Cup countdown is at T-minus 7 days! Aiiiyyyeee!<\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s World Cup update is a little more depressing than we&#8217;d like, but were determined to report all the WC2k10 news, good or bad. This news definitely falls into the latter category &#8212; England&#8217;s World Cup team has been mandated by their manager Fabio Capello, to keep their junk in their pants and their WAGs at home.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4375\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4375\" style=\"width: 330px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4375\" title=\"crouch\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/crouch.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"330\" height=\"240\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4375\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">ain&#39;t none of this happenin&#39; in South Africa. img @popsugar<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>These rules are apparent attempts to undo the damage that one Miss Abigail Clancy caused in 2006 for her fiance Peter Crouch &#8212; during the last World Cup in Germany she was allegedly caught at cocaine parties, hooking up with an ex, and the drama caused a huge distraction to her man and his teammates.<\/p>\n<p>According to <a href=\"http:\/\/news.asiaone.com\/News\/Latest%2BNews\/Sports\/Story\/A1Story20100603-219879.html\" target=\"_blank\">Asia One news<\/a>, manager Capello has installed high def TVs in all the players rooms to ensure no funny business goes down, and the players are not pleased&#8230; but Capello is determined to &#8220;avoid a repeat of the last World Cup&#8230; where the WAGs\u2019 boozy antics were blamed for ruining the team\u2019s chances of glory.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We wonder if Capella realizes that a lack of booty could <em>also<\/em> be detrimental to his teams chances of winning&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Can someone get him on the phone for me? We need to talk.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-4374\" data-postid=\"4374\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-4374 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TGIF, woo hoo! It&#8217;s Friday, San Diego weather is at a balmy 75 degrees, and OH YEAH, The Official BCU World Cup countdown is at T-minus 7 days! Aiiiyyyeee! Today&#8217;s World Cup update is a little more depressing than we&#8217;d like, but were determined to report all the WC2k10 news, good or bad. This news [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[102],"tags":[2734,2737,2738,2736,2733,2735,2739,2401],"class_list":["post-4374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports","tag-abigail-clancy","tag-fabio-capello","tag-no-booty-allowed","tag-no-sex-at-the-world-cup","tag-peter-crouch","tag-south-africa","tag-wags","tag-world-cup-2010","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4374"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4374"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4374\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6857,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4374\/revisions\/6857"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}