{"id":4380,"date":"2010-06-04T10:35:07","date_gmt":"2010-06-04T17:35:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=4380"},"modified":"2010-06-04T10:35:37","modified_gmt":"2010-06-04T17:35:37","slug":"sack-tapping-is-bad-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/sack-tapping-is-bad-for-you\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Sack Tapping&#8221; is Bad for You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week in Obviously Obvious News&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4382\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4382\" style=\"width: 288px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4382 \" title=\"ball\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/ball.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"288\" height=\"288\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4382\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Continuing with the soccer theme -- don&#39;t do this. (img @ gamesnet)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I&#8217;ve never understood dudes&#8217; affinity for punching each other in the balls. I mean, really, what do you get out of watching your friend writhing in pain, looking like they&#8217;re going to throw up all over themselves? You men practically cry watching a TV show where someone hurts their junk, and yet you have no problem viciously attacking a guy you consider to be your &#8216;bro&#8217;. It genuinely blows my mind.<\/p>\n<p>Well, maybe this will finally force you to cut it out: a recent report by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/37455920\/ns\/health-kids_and_parenting\/\" target=\"_blank\">MSNBC<\/a> stated that nearly 8,000 young men were treated for testicular tortion last year, most as a result from your so-called &#8220;friendly junk bumps.&#8221; However, doctors guess probably far more boys were injured and were just too embarrassed to come forward.<\/p>\n<p>Guess what, brosephs &#8212; your little game of hitting each other where it hurts could be severely damaging- although a fairly non-invasive surgery can be used to fix the injury, those who don&#8217;t could see a doctor could suffer gangrene and have to have their testicle removed. That&#8217;s right: your balls could look like this:<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>OH GOD NEVERMIND THE PHOTOS ARE TOO TERRIBLE TO POST.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Needless to say&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Stop punching each other in the balls, you guys. It&#8217;s like messing with guns: \u00a0If you&#8217;re not careful, you&#8217;ll shoot your eyeball out, except in this case the gun is your friends fist and the eyeball is your&#8230; well&#8230; <em>ball <\/em>ball.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-4380\" data-postid=\"4380\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-4380 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week in Obviously Obvious News&#8230; I&#8217;ve never understood dudes&#8217; affinity for punching each other in the balls. I mean, really, what do you get out of watching your friend writhing in pain, looking like they&#8217;re going to throw up all over themselves? 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