{"id":4493,"date":"2010-06-10T11:22:11","date_gmt":"2010-06-10T18:22:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=4493"},"modified":"2010-06-10T11:22:11","modified_gmt":"2010-06-10T18:22:11","slug":"hottest-south-african-exports","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/hottest-south-african-exports\/","title":{"rendered":"Hottest South African Exports"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sorry, readers. I got your hopes, dreams, and probably a certain tangible body part up when I promised you a post featuring the hottest South African Exports yesterday, and then I failed to deliver. You have every right to flog me via angry comment.<\/p>\n

I’d like to say that I burned my fingertips off on a fireball, or that my hands were shattered by a speeding bullet train, but the truth is I just plum forgot. With all the excitement around Woody’s goal kick and Sexomnia and the disparity I feel at the thought of another ruined Lucasfilm franchise — the hot girl post fell to the wayside.<\/p>\n

So with my deepest, humbles, apologies, I bring you, the top 5 hottest South African Exports.<\/p>\n

5) Tatum Keshwar Miss South Africa 2008<\/strong><\/p>\n

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4) Dominique Piek – Swimsuit model<\/strong><\/p>\n

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3) Candice Boucher — Playboy’s Miss April 2010<\/strong><\/p>\n

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2)\u00a0Candice Swanepoel — \u00a0Victoria’s Secret model<\/strong><\/p>\n

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1) Charlize Theron — Actress<\/p>\n

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There you have it. The hottest ladies to come out of South Africa — host of the 2K10 World Cup, that starts… (eeeeeee!!!!) TOMORROWWWWW!<\/p>\n

All photos from BroBible<\/a><\/p>\n\n

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Sorry, readers. I got your hopes, dreams, and probably a certain tangible body part up when I promised you a post featuring the hottest South African Exports yesterday, and then I failed to deliver. You have every right to flog me via angry comment. I’d like to say that I burned my fingertips off on […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[796,1324,2793,2792,2791,2794,1939,2790,179,2795,2760],"class_list":["post-4493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thelife","tag-actresses","tag-beautiful-women","tag-candice-boucher","tag-candice-swanepoel","tag-charlize-theron","tag-dominique-piek","tag-hot-chicks","tag-hot-women-from-south-africa","tag-models","tag-tatum-keshwar","tag-wc2k10","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4493"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4493"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4493\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4536,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4493\/revisions\/4536"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}