{"id":4505,"date":"2010-06-09T12:35:01","date_gmt":"2010-06-09T19:35:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=4505"},"modified":"2010-06-09T12:40:47","modified_gmt":"2010-06-09T19:40:47","slug":"an-open-letter-to-lucas-and-spielberg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/an-open-letter-to-lucas-and-spielberg\/","title":{"rendered":"An Open Letter to Lucas and Spielberg."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4506\" title=\"indy\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/indy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"444\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>To our most adorably senile George Lucas and Steven Speilberg,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve brought you here today to ask&#8230;nay, <em><strong>beg<\/strong><\/em> you to stop what you&#8217;re doing. We&#8217;ve heard rumors you&#8217;re nearing the end of writing another Indiana Jones movie, the fifth in the series, and we&#8217;re just about in tears at the thought of it. I mean&#8230;. c&#8217;mon. How much further can you take this franchise considering your last film had like&#8230; aliens, and the kid from Even Stevens swinging from vines like an awkward pubescent orangutan, \u00a0and pretty much the worst CGI I&#8217;ve seen in recent history&#8230; seriously: \u00a0where else could you possibly go with this?<\/p>\n<p>Our only hope is that hey, remember how horrificly unwatchable Star Wars Episode I was? And how like, II and III were sorta kinda maybe bearable if watched while a bit intoxicated? I mean, if you could make Indiana Jones 5 (Oh god, it pains me to even say that) with some vague reminiscence of the original trilogy, I guess I <em><strong>might<\/strong><\/em> rent it on NetFlix or borrow it from a friend who pirated it? <em>Might?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>However, if you plan on taking our favorite childhood sci-fi film and tying it to the back of a truck and dragging it through the metaphorical dirt that convinced you Jar Jar Binks <em>wasn&#8217;t<\/em> a terrible idea&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>For our sake: PLEASE. DON&#8217;T. DO IT.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Signed,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Your tragically loyal fans<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>More sadness @ <a href=\"http:\/\/community.livejournal.com\/ohnotheydidnt\/47684141.html#cutid1\" target=\"_blank\">ONTD<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-4505\" data-postid=\"4505\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-4505 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To our most adorably senile George Lucas and Steven Speilberg, We&#8217;ve brought you here today to ask&#8230;nay, beg you to stop what you&#8217;re doing. We&#8217;ve heard rumors you&#8217;re nearing the end of writing another Indiana Jones movie, the fifth in the series, and we&#8217;re just about in tears at the thought of it. I mean&#8230;. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[838,313,2785,2781,2784,2783,2782,1520],"class_list":["post-4505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thelife","tag-awkward","tag-indiana-jones","tag-life-ruining","tag-open-letter-to-george-lucas","tag-shia-lebeouf","tag-star-wars","tag-steven-spielberg","tag-terrible","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4505"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4505"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4505\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4515,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4505\/revisions\/4515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}