{"id":4607,"date":"2010-06-17T11:00:23","date_gmt":"2010-06-17T18:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=4607"},"modified":"2010-06-17T11:00:23","modified_gmt":"2010-06-17T18:00:23","slug":"tiger-woods-you-are-not-the-father","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/tiger-woods-you-are-not-the-father\/","title":{"rendered":"Tiger Woods: You are NOT the Father"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4608\" title=\"super ew\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/super-ew.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"340\" height=\"257\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh, hoorayyyy! Finally a win for the down-on-his-luck golfer. Although porn star Devon James has recently been making claims that Tiger is the father of her 9-year-old son, a DNA test proved her a liar &#8212; a DNA test that was in fact taken <em>8 years ago<\/em>, in 2002.<\/p>\n<p>Further research into the matter by your BCU investigators shows that while the young boy looks a bit like Tiger, the woman is a total BUTTER FACE. Like WOW, her face looks like someone put too much eyeshadow on some cat vomit.<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, the porn star&#8217;s own mother called her a &#8220;pathological liar&#8221; who &#8220;knows exactly who the father is.&#8221; We assume Tiger is breathing a sigh of relief anyway, though, \u00a0since he probably has to look at his Sex Rolodex these days just to remember who he&#8217;s slept with. You&#8217;re safe this time Tiger!<\/p>\n<p>Full story @ <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/gossip\/2010\/06\/17\/2010-06-17_dna_tests_show_porn_star_devon_jamess_child_is_not_tiger_woods_boy.html\" target=\"_blank\">NYDailyNews<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-4607\" data-postid=\"4607\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-4607 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, hoorayyyy! Finally a win for the down-on-his-luck golfer. Although porn star Devon James has recently been making claims that Tiger is the father of her 9-year-old son, a DNA test proved her a liar &#8212; a DNA test that was in fact taken 8 years ago, in 2002. Further research into the matter by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2756],"tags":[2856,2855,2850,2484,2853,2852,2854,2851,823],"class_list":["post-4607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-news","tag-butter-face","tag-cat-vomit","tag-devon-james","tag-liar","tag-not-the-father","tag-paternity-test","tag-sex-rolodex","tag-son","tag-tiger-woods","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4607"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4607"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4607\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4611,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4607\/revisions\/4611"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}