{"id":4634,"date":"2010-06-21T10:55:40","date_gmt":"2010-06-21T17:55:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=4634"},"modified":"2010-06-21T10:55:40","modified_gmt":"2010-06-21T17:55:40","slug":"5-ways-to-spend-the-longest-day-of-the-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/5-ways-to-spend-the-longest-day-of-the-year\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Ways to Spend the Longest Day of the Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Summertiiiiime, and the livin&#8217;s easy&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4635\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4635\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4635\" title=\"summer\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/summer.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4635\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">img @ mattasofthemynd.blogspot<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>That&#8217;s right, I just quoted Sublime, which is completely inappropriate at any other time of the year except this. THAT&#8217;S RIGHT, GUYS, Summer is officially, 100% here. The weather said it, school vacation said it, and now the lifeblood of our species, the constant in our lives, the<em><strong> mothah-effing Sun itself <\/strong><\/em>says it, by treating us to the longest day of the year today. Of course, in San Diego, this morning is looking as cloudy as any January morning at 6 AM, but hey, I trust you, Se\u00f1or\u00a0Sun, to punch those clouds out of the way so I can hit the pool&#8230; don&#8217;t disappoint me, please.<\/p>\n<p>Wondering what to do on this day of days? Here are a couple of BCU&#8217;s top ideas.<\/p>\n<p>1. Get spiteful to the Southern Hemisphere<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;HAHA! You obviously live in the inferior hemisphere, lower half of the Earth inhabitants! Ha! Enjoy your 5 o&#8217;clock sunset, idiots! We&#8217;ll be at the beach until 9 at night, losers! I bet the water in your toilets flushes the wrong way too! HA, HA, HA. Have fun with a sunny Christmas, we&#8217;ll be up here barbequeing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>2. Get scientific<\/p>\n<p>According to Wikipedia, the\u00a0<strong>Summer Solstice<\/strong> occurs &#8220;exactly when the Earth&#8217;s\u00a0axial tilt is most inclined towards the sun at its maximum of 23\u00b0 &#8211;&#8221; BORED ALREADY.<\/p>\n<p>3. Get Pagan<\/p>\n<p>In or around Wiltshire, England? Head out to Stonehenge with the other 20,000 creepers who flock there every year to watch the sunrise all creepily on the Summer Solstice morning. If you want to look creepy.<\/p>\n<p>4. Get old school<\/p>\n<p>Put on some short shorts and hunt down your childhood rollerskates. Put a sweatband around your head and repeat &#8220;Draft beer, not boys!&#8221; or something about LBJ over and over.<\/p>\n<p>5. Get American<\/p>\n<p>And work all day like the rest of us, SLACKER.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-4634\" data-postid=\"4634\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-4634 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Summertiiiiime, and the livin&#8217;s easy&#8230; That&#8217;s right, I just quoted Sublime, which is completely inappropriate at any other time of the year except this. THAT&#8217;S RIGHT, GUYS, Summer is officially, 100% here. The weather said it, school vacation said it, and now the lifeblood of our species, the constant in our lives, the mothah-effing Sun [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[165,2890,2889,2361,2887,2891,2888],"class_list":["post-4634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","tag-hot","tag-reasons-for-the-summer-solstice","tag-stone-henge","tag-summer","tag-summer-solstice","tag-things-to-do-on-the-summer-solstice","tag-warm-weather","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4634"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4638,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4634\/revisions\/4638"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}