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I’ve waited in line for longer than 3 hours for a movie once in my life. I was 16 years old, and I waited about 4 hours for the first midnight showing, and I was dressed as Hermione Granger. Let me go ahead and admit that now before I make fun of all the idiots in line 96 hours early, for the third installment of the Twilight franchise.<\/p>\n
96 hours. 96 HOURS. That’s… (hold on, gotta grab a calculator) 4 days early, for the premiere of Eclipse, the third Twilight movie to come out in 2 years, which I’m sure means it’s going to be an AWESOME movie. Right? RIGHT? I mean, with a series which centers around a hundred-year-old sparkly vampire (?) who loves an awkward boring teenager (sure) whose also in like with a werewolf (WHAT?), can you really make a bad <\/em>movie? I think not, Roger Ebert.<\/p>\n Truth is, middle schoolers are expected to have unrestrained love for these kinds of things, expecially if those things involved a beautiful perfect man-boy being in love with a self-esteemless girl like themselves, but what’s not okay is the 47 year old <\/strong>(not kidding) soon-to-be cat ladies, who are camped out right beside them.<\/p>\n Creeeeepy.<\/p>\n\n I’ve waited in line for longer than 3 hours for a movie once in my life. I was 16 years old, and I waited about 4 hours for the first midnight showing, and I was dressed as Hermione Granger. Let me go ahead and admit that now before I make fun of all the idiots […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2756],"tags":[2925,1524,2921,2923,2926,2922,2924,1462,955],"class_list":["post-4682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-news","tag-96-hours","tag-awful","tag-edward-cullen","tag-stupid-movies","tag-stupid-news","tag-terrible-books","tag-twi-hards","tag-twilight","tag-weird","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4682"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4685,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4682\/revisions\/4685"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n <\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"