{"id":4732,"date":"2010-06-28T10:22:57","date_gmt":"2010-06-28T17:22:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=4732"},"modified":"2010-06-28T10:22:57","modified_gmt":"2010-06-28T17:22:57","slug":"vulva-original","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/vulva-original\/","title":{"rendered":"Vulva Original"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sometimes someone comes up with an idea and you’re like, “ARGGG How did I not think of that, I could have been a heptamajillionaire,” like with the Snuggie and the ShamWow and the Razor scooter. \u00a0We all thought “WTF,” but the world said “I’LL TAKE FOUR.”<\/p>\n

However, this idea… I don’t know. The French are weird. They eat those paper-thin pancakes and wear those silly hats and apparently tend to not shower, and that last one is why I’m not so sure about this product.<\/p>\n

It’s called “Vulva Original” and it is exactly what it sounds like. According to creator Guido Lenssen, “Lorsque je suis avec ma femme, j’adore sentir son odeur”, which roughly translates to “EW EW EW EW EW,” if my high school French class taught me anything.<\/p>\n

Of course, when you love the smell of your wife’s nether regions, your next move is to bottle that scent and sell it to the masses. Right?<\/p>\n

Video below is NSFW, and also not safe for people who are easily creeped out by the French.<\/p>\n

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