{"id":4760,"date":"2010-06-29T10:26:44","date_gmt":"2010-06-29T17:26:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=4760"},"modified":"2010-06-29T10:26:44","modified_gmt":"2010-06-29T17:26:44","slug":"trapped-drunk-driver-pops-open-another","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/trapped-drunk-driver-pops-open-another\/","title":{"rendered":"Trapped Drunk Driver Pops Open Another"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_4762\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4762\" style=\"width: 345px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4762 \" title=\"drunk-driving\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/drunk-driving.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"345\" height=\"257\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4762\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">this could be you. don&#39;t drink and drive! img @ bass9589<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>Disclaimer: <\/strong>BCU does not endorse driving under the influence, in fact, our staff probably pays a quarter of the San Diego cab union&#8217;s yearly salary, due to our 100% dedication to drinking responsibly. There is nothing funny about putting other peoples&#8217; lives in danger.<\/p>\n<p>HOWEVER, THIS IS HILARIOUS.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The time: <\/strong>Last Wednesday<\/p>\n<p><strong>The place: <\/strong>New Zealand<\/p>\n<p><strong>The person: <\/strong>A VERY dedicated alcoholic<\/p>\n<p>Paul Nigel Sneddon, 47, was feeling depressed. Let go from his job as a baker (apparently he lives in 1827), he decided to do what many of us do &#8212; drown his sorrows&#8230; for 4 straight days. After his binge, he decided to drive himself home, and oddly enough, that didn&#8217;t end well. He crashed his car into a ditch, where it wedged between two trees, trapping him.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s think. What is the next logical step? Use your cell phone to call for help? Try to break a window? See if the backseat doors are working? NO, STUPID. Obviously the next logical step is to sit back, relax, <em><strong>pop open another brewski and wait for help to come to you.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s just what he did. Unfortunately, the police didn&#8217;t see the innovation of Paul&#8217;s idea, and arrested him for reckless driving and having a blood alcohol content 3 times above the legal limit.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve gotta admit, though, he&#8217;s committed to his craft.<\/p>\n<p>Full story @ <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/idUSTRE65M57Z20100623?feedType=RSS&amp;feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&amp;rpc=69\" target=\"_blank\">Reuters<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-4760\" data-postid=\"4760\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-4760 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Disclaimer: BCU does not endorse driving under the influence, in fact, our staff probably pays a quarter of the San Diego cab union&#8217;s yearly salary, due to our 100% dedication to drinking responsibly. There is nothing funny about putting other peoples&#8217; lives in danger. HOWEVER, THIS IS HILARIOUS. 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