{"id":4777,"date":"2010-06-29T13:12:58","date_gmt":"2010-06-29T20:12:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=4777"},"modified":"2010-06-29T13:21:37","modified_gmt":"2010-06-29T20:21:37","slug":"street-legal-tron-lightcycles-are-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/street-legal-tron-lightcycles-are-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Street Legal Tron Lightcycles Are Here!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You can buy some weird-ass junk on eBay these days. 1980s Mariah Carey tapes, someone&#8217;s bloody mattress, \u00a0or even Sharon Osbourne&#8217;s breast implants. You know, just in case you&#8217;re an avid collector of menopausal\u00a0wife-of-a-rock-star celebrity plastic surgery accessories, it&#8217;s really a priceless set.<\/p>\n<p>However, eBay has recently acquired some totally rad new merch. In fact, rad isn&#8217;t nearly a strong enough word. I&#8217;d go with <em>phenomenal<\/em>, or <em>prodigious<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>What is this fantastic new eBay auction for, you ask? Oh I DON&#8217;T KNOW, maybe <strong>ACTUAL WORKING BIKES FROM THE MOVIE TRON???<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4778 aligncenter\" title=\"tron\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/tron.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"233\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">That&#8217;s right. 5 fully functional, exact replicas of the bikes from the 1982 sci-fi film starring Jeff Bridges are going for sale by Parker Brothers Choppers in Melbourne, Florida, for the low, low &#8220;Buy it Now&#8221; price of $35,000.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Just in time for this years release of TRON: Legacy, you&#8217;ll get a bike that, according to the manufacturers, &#8220;will make motorcycles\u00a0as you now know them\u00a0seem like antiques on the road.&#8221; DUH.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">If you consider yourself a true TRON fan, this purchase is a necessity. What else are you gonna spend that 35 grand on? Paying off credit card debt? Putting a down payment on a home? Or being able to reenact scenes from a film where a hacker fights for his life, gladiator-style,<em> INSIDE THE INTERNET<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I think the choice is clear.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Thanks, <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5575554\/important-street+legal-tron-lightcycles-are-now-up-for-auction\" target=\"_blank\">Gizmodo,<\/a> for the info!<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-4777\" data-postid=\"4777\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-4777 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can buy some weird-ass junk on eBay these days. 1980s Mariah Carey tapes, someone&#8217;s bloody mattress, \u00a0or even Sharon Osbourne&#8217;s breast implants. 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