{"id":4854,"date":"2010-07-02T11:55:57","date_gmt":"2010-07-02T18:55:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=4854"},"modified":"2010-07-02T11:59:03","modified_gmt":"2010-07-02T18:59:03","slug":"joe-francis-is-getting-married","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/joe-francis-is-getting-married\/","title":{"rendered":"Joe Francis Is Getting Married"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_4855\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4855\" style=\"width: 425px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4855\" title=\"francis\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/francis.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"425\" height=\"315\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4855\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">imgs @ Michael Bezjian\/WireImage.com; Jason Merritt\/Getty Images<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Not that I&#8217;ve ever actually seen a Girls Gone Wild tape, because that would be extremely unladylike because those videos are misogynistic, but if I HAD seen one I would tell you that they are poorly edited and look like they were produced by a 45 year old dyslexic guy in his mom&#8217;s basement. I&#8217;m not kidding, even the cover art is embarrassing on those things. Or at least, that&#8217;s what I would probably think if I&#8217;d seen one of those videos, which I haven&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>According to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.manolith.com\/2010\/07\/02\/christina-mclarty-joe-fancis-fiancee\/\" target=\"_blank\">Manolith<\/a>, Joe Francis, creator of Girls Gone Wild, is getting married to a lovely looking lady named Christina McLarty. She&#8217;s a respected journalist who has interviewed the likes of Bill Clinton (she was his chief of staff&#8217;s neice), Warren Beatty, and Annette Benning, and enjoys &#8220;cooking, reading, checking out the local farmers markets, and tending to her 4-year-old Basset Hound.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know about you, but she has a lot to live up to marrying such a stand-up guy. I mean, if you read his bio, I think it says that he enjoys &#8220;getting underaged girls wasted in Mexico and taking advantage of their intoxication, being in jail, and punching Playboy Playmates in the face.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So&#8230; better class it up, Miss McLarty.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-4854\" data-postid=\"4854\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-4854 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not that I&#8217;ve ever actually seen a Girls Gone Wild tape, because that would be extremely unladylike because those videos are misogynistic, but if I HAD seen one I would tell you that they are poorly edited and look like they were produced by a 45 year old dyslexic guy in his mom&#8217;s basement. I&#8217;m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2756],"tags":[3053,3054,3050,3049,3052,3051,2726],"class_list":["post-4854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-news","tag-christina-mclarty","tag-clebrity-gossip","tag-girls-gone-wild","tag-joe-francis","tag-joe-francis-getting-married","tag-married","tag-weird-news","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4854"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4854"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4854\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4859,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4854\/revisions\/4859"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}