{"id":4905,"date":"2010-07-08T09:53:58","date_gmt":"2010-07-08T16:53:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=4905"},"modified":"2010-07-08T09:53:58","modified_gmt":"2010-07-08T16:53:58","slug":"reason-48-vuvuzelas-suck-drug-trafficking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/reason-48-vuvuzelas-suck-drug-trafficking\/","title":{"rendered":"Reason #48 Vuvuzelas Suck: Drug Trafficking"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_4906\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4906\" style=\"width: 267px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4906\" title=\"vuvuzela\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/vuvuv.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"267\" height=\"400\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4906\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">is he blowing that or taking a fat hit? img @ bleacherreport<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>After much scientific research, I have come to the theory that the vuvuzela sucks in 48 ways (so far). Reasons 1 through 46 are all related to the horrific, mind-numbing noise they make. Reason 47 is they have spawned a whole new breed of un-funny, psuedo-racist memes. Reason 48 is, yep, you guessed it, DRUG TRAFFICKING.<\/p>\n<p>A Peruvian drug lord has discovered a new use for the Satanic hell-sounding &#8220;instrument&#8221;: <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/nm\/20100706\/od_uk_nm\/oukoe_uk_soccer_world_vuvuzelas;_ylt=AsZYVIrCzK_A.ltTCrZS4GHtiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTM0dWJzYWwwBGFzc2V0A25tLzIwMTAwNzA2L291a29lX3VrX3NvY2Nlcl93b3JsZF92dXZ1emVsYXMEcG9zAzkEc2VjA3luX2FydGljbGVfc3VtbWFyeV9saXN0BHNsawNwZXJ1dmlhbnNoaWQ-\" target=\"_blank\">hiding marijuana with the intent to sell<\/a>. Two women were arrested in Lima on Tuesday for carrying vuvuzelas packed with 100 bags of weed, outside of a school. Like, &#8220;hey, what do you want to do today?&#8221; &#8220;Oh, I don&#8217;t know, how about we stuff a bunch of pot into our universally-hated-death-trumpets and go try and sell it to some kids?&#8221; &#8220;SPLENDID.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This is the last straw, you guys. We should have a Puritanical era book burning except for instead of books we burn these ear-blasting, throat-exploding drug-peddling plastic monstrosities.<\/p>\n<p>I would genuinely rather listen to these beasts.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4907\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4907\" style=\"width: 320px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4907\" title=\"thunder\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/thunder.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4907\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">img @ deadspin<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-4905\" data-postid=\"4905\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-4905 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After much scientific research, I have come to the theory that the vuvuzela sucks in 48 ways (so far). Reasons 1 through 46 are all related to the horrific, mind-numbing noise they make. Reason 47 is they have spawned a whole new breed of un-funny, psuedo-racist memes. Reason 48 is, yep, you guessed it, DRUG [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2756],"tags":[3080,2877,2385,3082,2089,679,252,1520,3081,2578,2796],"class_list":["post-4905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-news","tag-drug-trafficking","tag-evil","tag-hated","tag-lima","tag-marijuana","tag-peru","tag-soccer","tag-terrible","tag-vuvuzela","tag-world-cup","tag-world-cup-2k10","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4905"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4905"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4905\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4911,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4905\/revisions\/4911"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}