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In “America is a country of fatties”<\/strong> news, Carl’s Jr. Has come up with a medical phenomenon: a heart-attack inducing sandwich! It’s called the Footlong Cheeseburger, and the name says it all: it’s essentially a 12 inch sub sandwich except subtract the good for you turkey or chicken and add group up beef and cheddar and ketchup and mayo.<\/p>\n I suppose this is a good thing — if you’re really trying to off yourself and want an easy (and probably delicious!) way out, cram one of these into your gullet every day for a week and I’m sure you’ll be on the road to Cardia-Arrestville! Bon voyage!<\/p>\n\n In “America is a country of fatties” news, Carl’s Jr. Has come up with a medical phenomenon: a heart-attack inducing sandwich! It’s called the Footlong Cheeseburger, and the name says it all: it’s essentially a 12 inch sub sandwich except subtract the good for you turkey or chicken and add group up beef and cheddar […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,4],"tags":[1129,1638,3119,683,3120,3121],"class_list":["post-4953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","category-thelife","tag-carls-jr","tag-food","tag-footlong-cheeseburger","tag-gross","tag-heart-attack","tag-sandwich","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4953"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4953"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4953\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4957,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4953\/revisions\/4957"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n <\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"