{"id":5058,"date":"2010-07-20T15:49:37","date_gmt":"2010-07-20T22:49:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=5058"},"modified":"2010-07-21T08:37:07","modified_gmt":"2010-07-21T15:37:07","slug":"police-taser-his-meat-and-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/police-taser-his-meat-and-two\/","title":{"rendered":"Police Taser His Meat and Two"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5059\" title=\"oopsie\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/oopsie.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"374\" height=\"434\" \/><\/p>\n<p>In another case of &#8220;whoever let this fly is getting fired,&#8221; a recent article on the Daily Mail website featured a little extra tidbit that was definitely supposed to be edited out. As you can see, they used the ultra-hilarious penis metaphor &#8220;his meat and two,&#8221; which I will now be using every time I decide to reference someone&#8217;s junk, in a piece about a guy who got tasered in the groin.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks, Daily Mail Reporter who obviously didn&#8217;t double check his work before hitting send, you have made us all excited as a puppy humping a teddy bear &#8212; this needs to be rephrased.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-5058\" data-postid=\"5058\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-5058 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In another case of &#8220;whoever let this fly is getting fired,&#8221; a recent article on the Daily Mail website featured a little extra tidbit that was definitely supposed to be edited out. As you can see, they used the ultra-hilarious penis metaphor &#8220;his meat and two,&#8221; which I will now be using every time I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2756],"tags":[3193,3196,3192,3194,3191,1168,3197,3198,3195,973],"class_list":["post-5058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-news","tag-daily-male","tag-funny-article","tag-hilarious-typo","tag-man-gets-tasered-in-his-meat-and-two","tag-meat-and-two","tag-mistake","tag-police-brutality","tag-police-taser","tag-reporter","tag-uk","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5058"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5058"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5058\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5062,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5058\/revisions\/5062"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}