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After watching the hilarious video below featuring comedian Peet Guercio discussing quite possibly the most uncomfortable post-hookup e-mail (e-mail?! Really?!) ever to be sent ever, we began thinking about our own awkward post-hook up stories so you know to avoid them. Keep this post bookmarked for future reference, because you know it’s gonna happen eventually.<\/p>\n

1) The post-coitus STD talk<\/strong><\/p>\n

Although you’ll probably never experience the e-mail that Peet got (we hope), there are always the few people in the world who decide that the heavy breathing, laughing and blushing post-sex moments are the perfect time to be like, “HEY SO YOU DONT GOT THE HIV OR NOTHIN, RIGHT?” We understand that safety is a priority, but by gloving your junk and\/or discussing these things before hand, we can nix the part where you roll over all sexily and whisper, “I hope your genitals didn’t give mine a disease.”<\/p>\n

2) The morning after text-off<\/strong><\/p>\n

A simple “that was fun” can be the cherry on the cake of a great hook up. But if its followed by “right?” “hello?” “you aren’t mad are you?” “do you hate me?” “DO YOU DO THIS TO ALL WOMEN????” are admissions of a chick’s insecurity and well… nuttiness. Keep the allusion of mystery with your one-night-stand by avoiding too many texts the next day.<\/p>\n

3) Tears McGee<\/strong><\/p>\n

Seriously, don’t cry after sex. Just… don’t.<\/p>\n

4)The small-talker<\/strong><\/p>\n

Once you’ve been rolling around in the sack for an entire night with a person, the need to discuss your family tree is… minimal. Keep that for the off chance that you’ll ever go on a date.<\/p>\n

5) What’s your name?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Now, I know that most of these are generally addressed towards the ladies, but come on guys, if you end up walking your fun-time-partner to the door and can’t even recall her name to say godbye… that’s not a good sign. If you couldn’t even get that most basic of details, who knows if she said “Hi my name is Sarah and I have genital warts, just so you know.” Keep your ears open for the basic info, or you’ll be WISHING she had pulled a #1 the second you started feeling a slight, um, burning sensation. <\/em><\/p>\n

Check out the video below of Peet Guercio giving HIS most awkward post-hook-up conversation.<\/p>\n

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After watching the hilarious video below featuring comedian Peet Guercio discussing quite possibly the most uncomfortable post-hookup e-mail (e-mail?! Really?!) ever to be sent ever, we began thinking about our own awkward post-hook up stories so you know to avoid them. Keep this post bookmarked for future reference, because you know it’s gonna happen eventually. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,3],"tags":[3216,3215,188,69,1429,3214,189,309],"class_list":["post-5096","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","category-dating-and-sex","tag-awkward-conversations","tag-awkward-moments","tag-booty-calls","tag-dating-advice","tag-lists","tag-most-awkward-hook-ups","tag-tips","tag-top-5","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5096"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5096"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5096\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5099,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5096\/revisions\/5099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}