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AskMen’s annual Great Male Survey<\/a> came out this week, and it is just full<\/em> of interesting facts. Many sites are just looking at this year’s results and making assumptions based on those, but we are hard-hitting journalists here at BCU and we don’t half-ass things like other websites (false: we usually half-ass things). So we decided to go the distance this year and dig up the information from last year’s survey for comparison, which was extremely difficult (false: we just Googled it).<\/p>\n

Here are some very poignant facts we’d like to point out. AHEM.<\/p>\n

1) Less men are falling into the marriage trap<\/strong><\/p>\n

Last year, 75% of men said they would get married, because they believe in the institution and want to preserve their family line. This year, that number dropped to 67%, which, using our engineering class math skills, is like, 8…ish%? Needless to say, congrats, guys, we’re glad watching reruns of Jon and Kate Plus 8<\/em> did you at least one favor.<\/p>\n

2) Less dudes are getting laid<\/strong><\/p>\n

HEY GUYS, TIME TO MAN UP. Compared to last years 17%, this years survey showed that 25% (THAT IS A QUARTER OF YOU) of guys “have no sex life.” We have no words to even discuss this with you. Men — What are you doing wrong?! And women — come on, give it up.<\/p>\n

3) Men still have penis-self-esteem problems<\/strong><\/p>\n

Aw, booo!\u00a0 When did you boys become like middle-schoolers in training bras? Don’t be self conscious! Last year, 56% of you said you’d make your penis bigger, and apparently this year you feel the same, with 32% saying you’d make it bigger to feel better about yourself, and 22% to pleasure your partner more. How many times do we have to tell you it’s the not the size of the prize it’s the motion of the ocean?!<\/p>\n

4) More of you are trying to bone your coworkers<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hey! Keep your pen out of the company ink for the hundredth time! Even though apparently you’re all still failing at it, the survey shows that this year 52% of you would try and sleep with a coworker if the situation arose, compared to only 46% last year. Eyes up, gentlemen, she’s your secretary, not your mistress!<\/p>\n

5) You’re being more open about your fantasies<\/strong><\/p>\n

While we’re glad you might be keeping that “turned on by 1975 VW bugs” thing a secret, we’re glad that this year, more of you are being open about your fantasies. Compared to last year, when a whole 57% of you said your partners didnt’ know your fantasies, this years 45%: “Yes, but only some of them” and 13% “Yes, all of them” is a good sign that you’re willing to let us in on your dirty little secrets.<\/p>\n

Thanks, AskMen, for giving the ladies some insight!<\/p>\n\n

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