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With a heatwave making its way across the US, this weekend is set to be one of the hottest ever. While we all roast alive, let’s daydream, shall we? Here are BCU’s best vacations to find a booty call.<\/p>\n
1) A cruise<\/strong><\/p>\n Pros:<\/strong> 5 to 7 days of drunken passionate boat sex? Sign me up.<\/p>\n Cons: <\/strong>The possibility of 5 to 7 days being trapped in the middle of the sea with a NUTJOB.<\/p>\n 2) Hawaii\/Bahamas\/St. Tropez<\/strong><\/p>\n Pros: <\/strong>Hitting an island hot spot during the summer almost 100% guarantees you’ll find another single someone on the prowl for some booty. Get down at the beach, at the hotel, in a cab… basically anywhere.<\/p>\n Cons:<\/strong> Possibility of island diseases and\/or murder.<\/p>\n 3) Miami<\/strong><\/p>\n Pros: <\/strong>Hot weather, hot bods, hot booty calls.<\/p>\n Cons<\/strong>: Old people smell: not exactly an aphrodisiac.<\/p>\n 4) Antarctica\/Siberia\/Patagonia<\/strong><\/p>\n Pros: <\/strong>Oh, it’s below freezing? Better share this sleeping bag with me. Body heat will be our only savior!<\/p>\n Cons: <\/strong>You might<\/em> die of hypothermia.<\/p>\n 5) Your home town<\/strong><\/p>\n Pros: <\/strong>Let’s be honest. Staying in your own town (or returning to a hometown) is generally the best way to get laid. The chances of running into an old high school sweetheart or a college fling is much higher in a place where you know at least a small percentage of the population. You might wanna hit the treadmill for a few hours before you go, though, because showing up 40 pounds heavier is a sure fire way to NOT get any action.<\/p>\n Cons:<\/strong> Let’s hope your ex from high school doesn’t think that a night knocking boots means you want to rekindle the marriage-bound love you once shared. Otherwise, well… good luck shaking that<\/strong> one off.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n