{"id":5240,"date":"2010-08-03T11:45:50","date_gmt":"2010-08-03T18:45:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=5240"},"modified":"2010-08-03T11:45:50","modified_gmt":"2010-08-03T18:45:50","slug":"ice-cream-truck-shows-no-mercy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/ice-cream-truck-shows-no-mercy\/","title":{"rendered":"Ice Cream Truck Shows No Mercy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/E14kNqMwD6s&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/E14kNqMwD6s&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I mean, to be fair, imagine if your job consisted of driving around in a a 1920s box truck with pungent gas fumes poisoning your blood stream while constantly listening to a high-pitched broken radio playing carousel music over and over and over and your &#8220;clients&#8221; were small, grubby children who handed you handfuls of sticky change as payment everyday and were always, as a rule, short a dime, and also you sit all day in a portable freezer.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, just to be fair.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5241\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5241\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5241\" title=\"bad idea\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/bad-idea.bmp\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"173\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5241\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">He&#39;s had his last Bomb Pop.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-5240\" data-postid=\"5240\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-5240 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, to be fair, imagine if your job consisted of driving around in a a 1920s box truck with pungent gas fumes poisoning your blood stream while constantly listening to a high-pitched broken radio playing carousel music over and over and over and your &#8220;clients&#8221; were small, grubby children who handed you handfuls of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192,161],"tags":[1327,3296,255,3295,3294,3298,3297],"class_list":["post-5240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","category-booty-call-u-videos","tag-bad-idea","tag-dancing-in-the-street","tag-funny-video","tag-guy-hit-by-truch","tag-ice-cream-truck","tag-ice-cream-truck-driver","tag-ouch","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5240"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5240\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5243,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5240\/revisions\/5243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}