{"id":5335,"date":"2010-08-11T10:00:38","date_gmt":"2010-08-11T17:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=5335"},"modified":"2010-09-15T12:17:54","modified_gmt":"2010-09-15T19:17:54","slug":"sofia-vergara-in-esquire-thank-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/sofia-vergara-in-esquire-thank-god\/","title":{"rendered":"Sofia Vergara In Esquire, Thank God."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.celebuzz.com\/photo-gallery-sofia-vergara-does-s236901\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5336 aligncenter\" title=\"sofia vergara\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/sofia-vergara.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"288\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">As a huge Modern Family fan, I was always mildly (inconsolably) angry when I couldn&#8217;t find a decent photo-shoot of the Colombian-born beauty that wasn&#8217;t from like, 1982, featuring French-cut bikinis that for some reason can make even the hottest bod look, well, lumpy and awkward and misshapen.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">So it was with very much excitement that I came across this new photo shoot from Esquire magazine where Miss Vergara teaches us all how to properly bake cookies and water plants: in your skivvies. Click the photo or go<a href=\"http:\/\/www.celebuzz.com\/photo-gallery-sofia-vergara-does-s236901\/\" target=\"_blank\"> here <\/a>for the rest of the shoot. You will NOT be disappointed.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-5335\" data-postid=\"5335\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-5335 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a huge Modern Family fan, I was always mildly (inconsolably) angry when I couldn&#8217;t find a decent photo-shoot of the Colombian-born beauty that wasn&#8217;t from like, 1982, featuring French-cut bikinis that for some reason can make even the hottest bod look, well, lumpy and awkward and misshapen. So it was with very much excitement [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[3378,3377,3375,165,1939,3374,3376,1319],"class_list":["post-5335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-baking-cookies-in-her-skivvies","tag-colombia","tag-esquire","tag-hot","tag-hot-chicks","tag-modern-family","tag-photo-shoot","tag-sofia-vergara","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5335"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5335"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5339,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5335\/revisions\/5339"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}