{"id":5378,"date":"2010-08-12T12:43:24","date_gmt":"2010-08-12T19:43:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=5378"},"modified":"2010-11-11T15:25:56","modified_gmt":"2010-11-11T22:25:56","slug":"chinese-guy-sings-before-he-cheats-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/chinese-guy-sings-before-he-cheats-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Chinese Guy Sings &#8216;Before He Cheats&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/nQr1tByUvmc?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/nQr1tByUvmc?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Elderly Chinese men have the same right as you to sing rage-fueled, heart-broken girlfriend\/cheating-boyfriend ballads as a part of a local news station&#8217;s Carrie Underwood themed Karaoke contest, you know. Just because he&#8217;s an elderly Chinese man who <em>maybe<\/em> senile and <em>definitely<\/em> can&#8217;t sing doesn&#8217;t mean he can&#8217;t have dreams of stardom, you know. Don&#8217;t judge**.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>** Do judge, because WTF is going on.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-5378\" data-postid=\"5378\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-5378 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Elderly Chinese men have the same right as you to sing rage-fueled, heart-broken girlfriend\/cheating-boyfriend ballads as a part of a local news station&#8217;s Carrie Underwood themed Karaoke contest, you know. Just because he&#8217;s an elderly Chinese man who maybe senile and definitely can&#8217;t sing doesn&#8217;t mean he can&#8217;t have dreams of stardom, you know. Don&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192,161],"tags":[3395,3398,255,918,3393],"class_list":["post-5378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","category-booty-call-u-videos","tag-before-he-cheats","tag-chinese-guy-sings-carrie-underwood","tag-funny-video","tag-karaoke","tag-local-news","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5378"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5378"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6900,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5378\/revisions\/6900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}