{"id":5446,"date":"2010-08-16T15:40:09","date_gmt":"2010-08-16T22:40:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=5446"},"modified":"2010-09-15T12:16:22","modified_gmt":"2010-09-15T19:16:22","slug":"booty-enhancement-spell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/booty-enhancement-spell\/","title":{"rendered":"Booty Enhancement Spell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-5448\" title=\"booty spell\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/booty-spell.tif\" alt=\"\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5449 aligncenter\" title=\"bootyspell1\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/bootyspell1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"630\" height=\"265\" \/><\/p>\n<p>When a lady walks by and she&#8217;s wearing like, I don&#8217;t know, thin white pants, or a skin-tight dress, or teeny short shorts, and you&#8217;re thinking like, <em>man, she really needs some work down there<\/em>, what is the first thing that comes to mind? Is it<\/p>\n<p><strong>A) She should probably hit the gym.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>B) She should cut back on the doughnuts.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>C) She should probably start buying a size larger, or<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>D) She should definitely get a <em>BOOTY ENHANCEMENT spell cast by a powerful Wiccan Witch. Definitely.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We at BCU tend to either A, B, or C, or maybe a combination of them all. But hey, what do we know*, right? I mean for $8.95, it&#8217;s quite a steal! And free shipping?! SIGN ME UP. Just kidding. Don&#8217;t do that.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>**Actually, we know that this is probably a ridiculous ploy by some woman who smells like cat litter and nag champa and lives in an attic somewhere.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-5446\" data-postid=\"5446\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-5446 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When a lady walks by and she&#8217;s wearing like, I don&#8217;t know, thin white pants, or a skin-tight dress, or teeny short shorts, and you&#8217;re thinking like, man, she really needs some work down there, what is the first thing that comes to mind? Is it A) She should probably hit the gym. B) She [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2756],"tags":[24,3421,3420,176,466,955,3418,3419],"class_list":["post-5446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-news","tag-booty","tag-booty-enhancement-spell","tag-ebay","tag-sexy","tag-strange","tag-weird","tag-wiccan","tag-witch","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5446"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5446"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5453,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5446\/revisions\/5453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}