{"id":5500,"date":"2010-08-19T12:15:35","date_gmt":"2010-08-19T19:15:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=5500"},"modified":"2010-11-11T14:58:26","modified_gmt":"2010-11-11T21:58:26","slug":"my-worst-nightmare-comes-to-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/my-worst-nightmare-comes-to-life\/","title":{"rendered":"My Worst Nightmare Comes To Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5501\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5501\" style=\"width: 360px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5501 \" title=\"tinybee\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/tinybee.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"270\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5501\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">look at this horrifying purveyor of death. look at it. (img @ mochimochiland)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>You know when you&#8217;re in your car, and all of a sudden you realize there is a bee on the inside of the windshield, except it&#8217;s not a bee in your head, it&#8217;s like a great white shark sitting in your passenger seat being like, &#8220;sup bro I&#8217;m &#8217;bout to eat you&#8221; and all of a sudden driving a two-ton vehicle seems to deserve\u00a0 less attention than a tiny baby little insect who&#8217;s pain potential is about a 2, if he even does decide to sting you, which he probably won&#8217;t cause he&#8217;s too busy being like <em><strong>WHERE THE F*** AM I AND HOW DID I GET HERE<\/strong><\/em> but still you&#8217;re terrified and swerve in and out of your lane like a madman, endangering the life of yourself and everyone on the road around you?<\/p>\n<p>At least you&#8217;re not this guy.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/V5dprj7cwtM?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/V5dprj7cwtM?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-5500\" data-postid=\"5500\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-5500 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 You know when you&#8217;re in your car, and all of a sudden you realize there is a bee on the inside of the windshield, except it&#8217;s not a bee in your head, it&#8217;s like a great white shark sitting in your passenger seat being like, &#8220;sup bro I&#8217;m &#8217;bout to eat you&#8221; and all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[161],"tags":[3458,1699,3457,3460,3461,3459,3456,3462],"class_list":["post-5500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-booty-call-u-videos","tag-bees","tag-death","tag-horrible","tag-oh-god","tag-scary-video","tag-swarm-of-bees","tag-terrifying","tag-terrifying-video","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5500"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5500"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5500\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5508,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5500\/revisions\/5508"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}