{"id":5637,"date":"2010-08-31T10:30:08","date_gmt":"2010-08-31T17:30:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=5637"},"modified":"2010-08-31T15:51:00","modified_gmt":"2010-08-31T22:51:00","slug":"booty-economics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/booty-economics\/","title":{"rendered":"Booty Economics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With the unemployment rate hovering just below 10% these days, we&#8217;re all lucky to even have a job, whether it be at a fast food joint or a clothing store or as a fart-joke-loving blogger pretending to know about fantasy football when she clearly only watches the sport to admire the spandex-clad butts. We should all be grateful that we make enough money to live, house ourselves, and eat, and should be frugal with our remaining funds.<\/p>\n<p>Look. What I&#8217;m trying to get at here, is you need to stop trolling the clubs looking for booty, when you&#8217;ve got VIP service at Club OBC, full of singles looking for the same thing you are. Need more proof? Check out the chart below for our booty cost comparison!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5638 aligncenter\" title=\"booty economics\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/new_chart.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"444\" \/><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-5637\" data-postid=\"5637\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-5637 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With the unemployment rate hovering just below 10% these days, we&#8217;re all lucky to even have a job, whether it be at a fast food joint or a clothing store or as a fart-joke-loving blogger pretending to know about fantasy football when she clearly only watches the sport to admire the spandex-clad butts. We should [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,3],"tags":[188,3543,69,246,3542,79,147,1794,3541],"class_list":["post-5637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","category-dating-and-sex","tag-booty-calls","tag-booty-economics","tag-dating-advice","tag-money","tag-money-advice","tag-obc","tag-online-booty-call","tag-recession","tag-saving-money","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5637"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5637"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5637\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5655,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5637\/revisions\/5655"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}