{"id":5691,"date":"2010-09-07T12:16:27","date_gmt":"2010-09-07T19:16:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=5691"},"modified":"2010-11-09T17:52:27","modified_gmt":"2010-11-10T00:52:27","slug":"cruise-ship-during-rough-seas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/cruise-ship-during-rough-seas\/","title":{"rendered":"Cruise Ship On Rough Seas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"450\" height=\"370\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.liveleak.com\/e\/975_1283799588\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"450\" height=\"370\" src=\"http:\/\/www.liveleak.com\/e\/975_1283799588\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" wmode=\"transparent\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Every time I see a video with a title like this, like say &#8220;driver falls asleep at the wheel,&#8221; or &#8220;amusement park ride gone wrong,&#8221; or &#8220;adorable kitten murders owner by clawing out her appendix,&#8221; I think, <em>why did I watch that? I wasn&#8217;t afraid of driving or amusement park rides and <strong>ESPECIALLY NOT KITTENS<\/strong>, but I guess now I can never go near any of those things again.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The same can be said for this video, where the most relaxing vacation idea ever suddenly turns terrifying. You&#8217;ll notice that everyone goes from pleasantly enjoying a meal in the dining hall to being thrown from one end of a floating city to another.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d heard of sea-sickness, but never sea-blunt-force-trauma, until now. Thanks, LiveLeak. Really. Thanks.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-5691\" data-postid=\"5691\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-5691 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every time I see a video with a title like this, like say &#8220;driver falls asleep at the wheel,&#8221; or &#8220;amusement park ride gone wrong,&#8221; or &#8220;adorable kitten murders owner by clawing out her appendix,&#8221; I think, why did I watch that? I wasn&#8217;t afraid of driving or amusement park rides and ESPECIALLY NOT KITTENS, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[161],"tags":[3028,3571,1491,3297,3572,1288],"class_list":["post-5691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-booty-call-u-videos","tag-crazy-video","tag-cruise-ship","tag-disaster","tag-ouch","tag-rough-seas","tag-vacation","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5691"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5691"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5691\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5696,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5691\/revisions\/5696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}