{"id":5697,"date":"2010-09-08T10:01:44","date_gmt":"2010-09-08T17:01:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=5697"},"modified":"2010-09-08T10:32:43","modified_gmt":"2010-09-08T17:32:43","slug":"zombie-apocolypse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/zombie-apocolypse\/","title":{"rendered":"Zombie Apocalypse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5698 aligncenter\" title=\"object to your left\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/object-to-your-left.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"387\" height=\"274\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I came across this image while doing my normal 3 hour perusal of new internet things this morning. A nervous look to my left?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Hand sanitizer. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Great.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">So when the end of the world comes and the undead attack the BCU offices, I will be here, makin&#8217; sure I don&#8217;t catch a cold.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">If I had a choice of things that were sitting next to me, they&#8217;d probably be a trident (two trident references in two days! Yikes!),\u00a0 a bottle of grain alcohol, and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Flail_%28weapon%29\" target=\"_blank\">a flail<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">What&#8217;s going to guard YOU against the Zombie Apocalypse?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-5697\" data-postid=\"5697\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-5697 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I came across this image while doing my normal 3 hour perusal of new internet things this morning. A nervous look to my left? \u00a0 Hand sanitizer. Great. So when the end of the world comes and the undead attack the BCU offices, I will be here, makin&#8217; sure I don&#8217;t catch a cold. If [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[860,3577,3573,203,3576,3575,3574],"class_list":["post-5697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bcu-hotties","tag-bcu","tag-end-of-the-world","tag-flail","tag-funny","tag-hand-sanitizer","tag-sombie-apocolypse","tag-zombie-attack","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5697"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5697"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5697\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5705,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5697\/revisions\/5705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}