{"id":5701,"date":"2010-09-08T10:10:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-08T17:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=5701"},"modified":"2010-11-08T17:22:58","modified_gmt":"2010-11-09T00:22:58","slug":"watermelon-vs-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/watermelon-vs-face\/","title":{"rendered":"Watermelon Vs. Face"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.twitvid.com\/player\/Q41DB\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" src=\"http:\/\/www.twitvid.com\/player\/Q41DB\" quality=\"high\" wmode=\"transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>The Amazing Race is one of those shows that I never ever watch cause there is too much sappy &#8220;I couldn&#8217;t have done this without you&#8221; bulls&#8212; where I&#8217;m like, <em>uh, yeah you could&#8217;ve, what if you had Bear Grylls himself with you? You&#8217;d have probably done way better because I doubt Bear is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Zc50WRUNkTE\" target=\"_blank\">afraid of water slides<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Then I see videos like this and I wonder if I should be tuning into the show. Look at the perfect capture of that girl taking a watermelon to the dome. Look at the subsequent slow motion repeats of it. Look at the fact that this challenge involves <em>slingshotting watermelons into suits of armor<\/em>?<em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>I thought I got enough ridiculous laughs out of watching people break their spines and spirits on Wipeout Tuesday and Thursday nights, but after this I think I could be gravely wrong.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-5701\" data-postid=\"5701\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-5701 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Amazing Race is one of those shows that I never ever watch cause there is too much sappy &#8220;I couldn&#8217;t have done this without you&#8221; bulls&#8212; where I&#8217;m like, uh, yeah you could&#8217;ve, what if you had Bear Grylls himself with you? You&#8217;d have probably done way better because I doubt Bear is afraid [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192,161],"tags":[3579,3581,255,3297,2172,3580,3578],"class_list":["post-5701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","category-booty-call-u-videos","tag-amazing-race","tag-concussion","tag-funny-video","tag-ouch","tag-stupid-idea","tag-watermelon-to-the-face","tag-wipeout","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5701"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5701"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5701\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6759,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5701\/revisions\/6759"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}