{"id":5709,"date":"2010-09-08T10:49:49","date_gmt":"2010-09-08T17:49:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=5709"},"modified":"2010-09-15T11:01:01","modified_gmt":"2010-09-15T18:01:01","slug":"snooki-is-a-liar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/snooki-is-a-liar\/","title":{"rendered":"Snooki is a Liar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5710\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5710\" style=\"width: 288px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5710\" title=\"snooki\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/snookie.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"288\" height=\"405\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5710\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">img @ thesuperficial<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>So, so many things.<\/p>\n<p>A) Those boots make so much sense. She&#8217;s an Eskimo, you guys. So all that time we were making fun of her height\/weight\/face\/life, she&#8217;s been trying to survive the winter in her igloo full of Bump-Its and P&#8217;zones.<\/p>\n<p>B) What you don&#8217;t know is that she&#8217;s hiding a well worn copy of <em>Everybody Poops<\/em> behind that 1998 Machiavellian themed <em>The 48 Laws of Power.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>C) Lastly, let&#8217;s all say a prayer for that pony. He&#8217;s now infected with a rare  strain of dwarf-chlamydia, and will now most likely going to spread it  to all his playground friends. <em>Run for your life, twisty snail slide!<\/em> <em><strong>Call Haz Mat!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-5709\" data-postid=\"5709\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-5709 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 So, so many things. A) Those boots make so much sense. She&#8217;s an Eskimo, you guys. So all that time we were making fun of her height\/weight\/face\/life, she&#8217;s been trying to survive the winter in her igloo full of Bump-Its and P&#8217;zones. B) What you don&#8217;t know is that she&#8217;s hiding a well worn [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[2326,3416,3584,1604,2443,3582,3583,3463,2404],"class_list":["post-5709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-books","tag-chlamydia","tag-false","tag-jersey-shore","tag-no-way","tag-pony","tag-reading","tag-snooki","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5709"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5709"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5709\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5713,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5709\/revisions\/5713"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}