{"id":5717,"date":"2010-09-08T13:52:47","date_gmt":"2010-09-08T20:52:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=5717"},"modified":"2010-09-15T11:00:55","modified_gmt":"2010-09-15T18:00:55","slug":"obvious-news-joe-francis-tell-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/obvious-news-joe-francis-tell-all\/","title":{"rendered":"Obvious News: Joe Francis Tell-All"},"content":{"rendered":"

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First off– we don’t personally have a huge problem with Mr. Francis. I mean, no one seems to have a problem with FemSkin<\/a>, or sexing up toddlers<\/a>, or the Brazzers franchise <\/a>(super NSFW, duhh), and each of these businesses do nothing to further the female plight in life. Joe Francis took a worldwide affinity for college girl boobs and made it accessible for the low low price of $9.99 for two DVDs not that I’ve ever seen one,<\/em> although t<\/em>he quality of both video and DVD case are worse than that of a high school ska band’s music video, NOT<\/strong><\/em> that I’ve ever seen one<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n

HOWEVER, If I were to predict a G-list celebrity who would end up having an ex-employee write a tell-all that painted him as a slimy douche-bag and also outed the drug problems of a famous socialite, my first choice would have been right on target: Joe “Girls Gone Wild” Francis.<\/strong> According to Gawker<\/a>, the sleazy-home-video impresario is attempting to block the sale of a book by his former employee, Ryan Simkin, called FLASH! Bars, Boobs, and Busted: 5 Years on the Road with Girls Gone Wild. <\/em><\/p>\n

Unfortunately, 4th Street Media (the book’s publisher) has released a seething 20-page motion to stop his complaints that is actually almost as funny as Joe Francis calling himself an “entrepreneur and philanthropist”. In the motion, they call Joe everything from a “sick bastard” <\/strong>to a “juvenile smut-peddler,”<\/strong> to “Douchebag of the Decade,”<\/strong> which is kind of awesome.<\/p>\n

I mean, after ten years of making money off drunk girls with low self-esteem, partying and sleeping with numerous celebrities and pioneering one of the most successful yet lowest quality (not that I’ve ever seen one)<\/em> porn businesses, I think it’s time to take the good with the bad and let the book hit the shelves.<\/p>\n

It’s not like we’re gonna be shocked when we hear that you ordered 4 8-balls of coke and 20 hits of ecstasy for Paris Hilton which she traveled with by WTF <\/em>SHOVING THEM IN HER VAGINA ALL AT ONE TIME<\/a>? <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

PRE-ORDERING THIS BOOK NOW.<\/a><\/p>\n\n

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