{"id":5725,"date":"2010-09-09T11:58:10","date_gmt":"2010-09-09T18:58:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=5725"},"modified":"2010-09-15T11:00:35","modified_gmt":"2010-09-15T18:00:35","slug":"fat-men-are-better-in-bed-no-thanks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/fat-men-are-better-in-bed-no-thanks\/","title":{"rendered":"Fat Men Are Better In Bed. No Thanks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5730 aligncenter\" title=\"fat\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/fat.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"340\" height=\"246\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I am a lucky woman, in that I can honestly say I have never accidentally taken a man-atee home before <strong>(man-atee (n): a man, who if you saw him floating in the water face down, could be mistaken for a <em>Trichechus manatus, <\/em>or the West Indian manatee)<\/strong>. However, I have friends who have accidentally taken a\u00a0 beast home and slept with him, only to recoil in horror once the mistake was realized.<\/p>\n<p>Which makes me wonder about this article from <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5633183\/fat-men-are-better-in-bed\" target=\"_blank\">Gawker, <\/a> which states that overweight men are actually better in bed. WTF? According to the article, researchers have found that men with higher body mass indices last <em>seven minutes longer than thinner guys<\/em>. I wonder if this study took into consideration the females enjoyment of said seven minutes. I mean, congratulations, Tubby, on making it a few minutes longer, but the combination of sweating, grunting, and and quivering muscles as you struggle in missionary position is<em> hardly <\/em>something to brag about.<\/p>\n<p>Right?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-5725\" data-postid=\"5725\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-5725 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am a lucky woman, in that I can honestly say I have never accidentally taken a man-atee home before (man-atee (n): a man, who if you saw him floating in the water face down, could be mistaken for a Trichechus manatus, or the West Indian manatee). However, I have friends who have accidentally taken [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[3514,2395,3588,3589,683,3590,128,3321,2330,2726],"class_list":["post-5725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","tag-dating-news-2","tag-ew","tag-fat-guys","tag-fat-men","tag-gross","tag-man-atee","tag-sex","tag-sex-news","tag-sex-stats","tag-weird-news","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5725"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5725"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5732,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5725\/revisions\/5732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}