{"id":5779,"date":"2010-09-13T10:49:54","date_gmt":"2010-09-13T17:49:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=5779"},"modified":"2010-09-15T10:58:47","modified_gmt":"2010-09-15T17:58:47","slug":"lady-gagas-meat-dress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/lady-gagas-meat-dress\/","title":{"rendered":"Lady Gaga\u2019s Meat Dress"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Let’s me preface this rant by saying I love meat. I eat just about every animal out there, and would probably wear leather if it didn’t look so god-awful on me. That being said, COME ON, LADY GAGA. THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND.<\/p>\n

Lady Gaga won 8 awards at the VMAs last night, all while donning this meat… um… “ensemble,” complete with meat shoes and meat … uh… yarmulke? I don’t know. I don’t know why she has meat on her head. Needless to say (spoiler alert) people are PISSED. The vegetarians are pissed, the animal lovers are pissed, the WORLD is pissed. I am personally offended, because why waste what could potentially be a super delicious BBQ cookout by slathering it all over your weirdly shaped, most likely coked-out body? As I’ve decided that since Lady Gaga seems to be on a mission to make as many people as furious as humanly possible, here are some suggestions for future award show attire.<\/p>\n

1) Nothing. (Bo-ring)<\/strong><\/p>\n

2) A bald eagle feather boa
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3) A stem-cell necklace with certified blood diamond <\/strong><\/p>\n

4) A jumpsuit made of Bible pages<\/strong><\/p>\n

5) A dress made of genuine yellow stars of David from the Holocaust<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Let’s me preface this rant by saying I love meat. I eat just about every animal out there, and would probably wear leather if it didn’t look so god-awful on me. That being said, COME ON, LADY GAGA. THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND. Lady Gaga won 8 awards at the VMAs last night, all […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[707,2656,479,3615,3616,3614,2611],"class_list":["post-5779","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-crazy","tag-dumb","tag-lady-gaga","tag-meat-dress","tag-no-thank-you","tag-vmas","tag-why","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5779"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5779"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5779\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5837,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5779\/revisions\/5837"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5779"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5779"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5779"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}