{"id":5921,"date":"2010-09-21T10:13:01","date_gmt":"2010-09-21T17:13:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=5921"},"modified":"2010-09-21T10:13:01","modified_gmt":"2010-09-21T17:13:01","slug":"just-another-reason-to-avoid-marriage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/just-another-reason-to-avoid-marriage\/","title":{"rendered":"Just Another Reason to Avoid Marriage"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mceTemp mceIEcenter\"><\/div>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5922\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5922\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5922\" title=\"MCCOURTS\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/1027_mccourts_ex_2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5922\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">img@tmz<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>In your every day, average court room, a divorce settlement is rocky, emotional, and stressful. Dividing assets and custody of children and pets can take a severe toll on ones psyche. However, in the world of multi-million dollar (and sometimes billion dollar) marriages, the divorce settlements reach national headlines. Like, say you just happened to own an entire baseball team, like, oh I don&#8217;t know, the Los Angeles Dodgers.<\/p>\n<p>Jamie and Frank McCourt are currently undergoing a very high-profile divorce, chock full of drama &#8212; including the fact that Mrs. McCourt doesn&#8217;t want to give up ownership of the LA Dodgers although the postnuptial agreement explicitly gives sole ownership of the sports team to her husband.<\/p>\n<p>Her reasoning for completely disregarding the legal documentation? <em><strong>She didn&#8217;t read it.<\/strong><\/em> Oh, and why didn&#8217;t she read it, you might ask? Because <em><strong>&#8220;reviewing legal documents [is] boring,&#8221;<\/strong><\/em> she said in a deposition earlier this year. Perfectly acceptable argument for a grown-up adult with hundred of millions of dollars and most likely <em>some<\/em> interest in keeping said hundreds of millions of dollars. Why ensure that your future stake in the family business is secure, if the legal documents don&#8217;t even have pictures to go along with the big boring words?! BO-RING, NO THANKS.<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, we chalk this up to our team. Anti-marriage: 4,785, Pro-marriage: negative infinity.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Oh PS, her driver ran someone over in the parking lot with her Range Rover. So&#8230; you know. 4,786.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sports.espn.go.com\/los-angeles\/mlb\/news\/story?id=5596325\" target=\"_blank\">[Source]<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-5921\" data-postid=\"5921\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-5921 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In your every day, average court room, a divorce settlement is rocky, emotional, and stressful. Dividing assets and custody of children and pets can take a severe toll on ones psyche. However, in the world of multi-million dollar (and sometimes billion dollar) marriages, the divorce settlements reach national headlines. 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