{"id":6059,"date":"2010-10-01T09:40:04","date_gmt":"2010-10-01T16:40:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=6059"},"modified":"2010-10-01T09:41:09","modified_gmt":"2010-10-01T16:41:09","slug":"countries-ranked-by-penis-size","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/countries-ranked-by-penis-size\/","title":{"rendered":"Countries Ranked By Penis Size"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As residents of America&#8217;s Finest City, we were pretty proud of the news that San Diego ranks #3 on the <a href=\"http:\/\/lightlybuzzed.com\/2010\/03\/usa-cities-ranked-by-penis-size-infographic\/\" target=\"_blank\">top ten list of cities with the biggest penises<\/a>. I mean, that&#8217;s something to be proud about, right? I&#8217;m pretty sure personality and intelligence are directly correlated to the size of one&#8217;s member, so obviously San Diego has the best people. It&#8217;s science.<\/p>\n<p>However, we were less than excited when we found out that on a global scale, America&#8217;s collective penis size doesn&#8217;t even fall into the top 5 in the world. You know who comes in above us? Italy. ITALY! I guess we&#8217;re all going to have to start eating more carbs again. FIRE UP THE PASTA.<\/p>\n<p>Click &#8220;Read More&#8221; below to see the full (slightly NSFW) chart of the top 5 countries by penis size.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6060\" title=\"countries by penis sizethumb\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/countries-by-penis-sizethumb.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"478\" height=\"101\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6062\" title=\"countries by penis size\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/countries-by-penis-size.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"478\" height=\"505\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As residents of America&#8217;s Finest City, we were pretty proud of the news that San Diego ranks #3 on the top ten list of cities with the biggest penises. I mean, that&#8217;s something to be proud about, right? I&#8217;m pretty sure personality and intelligence are directly correlated to the size of one&#8217;s member, so obviously [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1634,2270,1911,1138,1314,3748,273,2330,2283,3750,3749],"class_list":["post-6059","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","tag-chart","tag-denmark","tag-embarrassing","tag-italy","tag-penis-size","tag-penises","tag-san-diego","tag-sex-stats","tag-stats","tag-top-5-biggest-penises","tag-us","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6059"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6059"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6059\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6068,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6059\/revisions\/6068"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}