{"id":6089,"date":"2010-10-04T09:54:24","date_gmt":"2010-10-04T16:54:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=6089"},"modified":"2010-10-04T09:54:24","modified_gmt":"2010-10-04T16:54:24","slug":"worlds-best-business-card","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/worlds-best-business-card\/","title":{"rendered":"World&#8217;s Best Business Card"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6090\" title=\"business-card-boobies\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/business-card-boobies.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"316\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">You know when someone hands you their business card, and you&#8217;re like, <em>this is cool and all, but what it could really use is BOOBS<\/em>? I know I think that every time we have a marketing meeting and some lame-o hands me a white card (boring) with black text (double boring) and no boobs (so much boring). Luckily, we have Dr. Hajnal Kiprov, here to revamp our business contact experience with a bright pink business card with a miniature representation of what the plastic surgeon can do for your bust.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I know that two little rubber inserts on a 2 X 3 card are all the proof it takes for me to let a guy pump saline into my body, what about you?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-6089\" data-postid=\"6089\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-6089 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know when someone hands you their business card, and you&#8217;re like, this is cool and all, but what it could really use is BOOBS? I know I think that every time we have a marketing meeting and some lame-o hands me a white card (boring) with black text (double boring) and no boobs (so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[3762,3760,1657,3761,3759],"class_list":["post-6089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thelife","tag-best-business-card","tag-boob-job","tag-boobs","tag-hajnal-kiprov","tag-plastic-surgery","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6089"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6089"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6089\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6093,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6089\/revisions\/6093"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}