{"id":6225,"date":"2010-10-14T10:09:27","date_gmt":"2010-10-14T17:09:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=6225"},"modified":"2010-11-05T16:31:10","modified_gmt":"2010-11-05T23:31:10","slug":"rescued-chilean-miner-greets-mistress-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/rescued-chilean-miner-greets-mistress-first\/","title":{"rendered":"Rescued Chilean Miner Greets Mistress First"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Reason #8,720 to not get married: it doesn’t matter many hours you spend in a nightly prayer circle asking God to save your beloved coal miner husband whose been stuck a million feet underground for over two months because you love him with all your heart,\u00a0 if you ain’t passing out enough BJs he’s totally gonna greet his mistress<\/em><\/strong> before you.<\/a><\/p>\n

That’s right, the incredible feat of saving the 33 Chilean coal miners stuck underground for 69 days was not without its share of drama- miner Yonni Barrios apparently requested that both his wife and his mistress <\/em><\/strong>be present when he was lifted from the escape tunnel. Of course, his wife, Marta, said ummmm, hell no<\/em>, and the reunion video taped by news outlets from around the world ended up being with his mistress, although many sources decided to leave that little detail out.<\/p>\n

This notice has been brought to you by your local Anti-Marriage Coalition at Booty Call University.<\/p>\n\n

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Reason #8,720 to not get married: it doesn’t matter many hours you spend in a nightly prayer circle asking God to save your beloved coal miner husband whose been stuck a million feet underground for over two months because you love him with all your heart,\u00a0 if you ain’t passing out enough BJs he’s totally […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3996],"tags":[3675,3820,3821,166,974,3822,2726,3823],"class_list":["post-6225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-headlines-dating-news","tag-anti-marriage","tag-chile","tag-coal-miners-rescued","tag-marriage","tag-mistress","tag-reasons-not-to-get-married","tag-weird-news","tag-yonni-barrios","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6225"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6225"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6225\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6231,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6225\/revisions\/6231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}