{"id":6271,"date":"2010-10-18T11:49:31","date_gmt":"2010-10-18T18:49:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=6271"},"modified":"2010-11-05T16:31:01","modified_gmt":"2010-11-05T23:31:01","slug":"idiot-museum-robbe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/idiot-museum-robbe\/","title":{"rendered":"Idiot Museum Robber in Chewbacca Suit Gets Caught"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/tRVW5Cf5-Kc?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/tRVW5Cf5-Kc?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>According to an Oregon news center, a man in a military &#8216;ghillie&#8217; suit who planned on robbing a Hillsboro museum was caught yesterday when he was bitten by an officer&#8217;s dog while hiding in a wooded area nearby. Officers say they were responding to the tripped alarm at the museum, and as they searched for the culprit in the forest nearby, they were alarmed by a scream coming from the ground&#8230; turned out one of the officer&#8217;s dogs had bitten the idiot robber, who was laying face down trying to be camouflaged.<\/p>\n<p>So let&#8217;s just say you came across one of these large, bumbling,\u00a0 Chewbacca-like suits at like, a military surplus store or something, and you&#8217;re thinking, <em>hmm, what could I possibly do with this<\/em>? &#8230; perhaps your first thought<em> shouldn&#8217;t <\/em>be to take on a task that involves careful maneuvering and extreme accuracy? Just a thought.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-6271\" data-postid=\"6271\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-6271 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to an Oregon news center, a man in a military &#8216;ghillie&#8217; suit who planned on robbing a Hillsboro museum was caught yesterday when he was bitten by an officer&#8217;s dog while hiding in a wooded area nearby. Officers say they were responding to the tripped alarm at the museum, and as they searched for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3996],"tags":[3836,3837,3839,3118,3838,2726],"class_list":["post-6271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-headlines-dating-news","tag-chewbacca","tag-ghillie-suit","tag-museum-robber","tag-odd-news","tag-robber-gets-caught","tag-weird-news","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6271"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6271"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6274,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6271\/revisions\/6274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}