{"id":6278,"date":"2010-10-19T10:15:42","date_gmt":"2010-10-19T17:15:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=6278"},"modified":"2010-11-05T16:29:23","modified_gmt":"2010-11-05T23:29:23","slug":"the-rent-is-2-damn-high-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-rent-is-2-damn-high-party\/","title":{"rendered":"The Rent is 2 Damn High Party"},"content":{"rendered":"

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There are a lot of interesting gubernatorial candidates up for election this November. Mostly on the east coast (the West is less interesting, more corrupt. BORING). You’ve got the masturbation hating witch, Christine O’Donnell, the “gays all wear Speedos and fondle each other” Carl Palladino, and now, the most genius one yet, a Mr. Jimmy MacMillan: Vietnam veteran, karate expert, awesome beard grower, and now: candidate for Governor of New York from “The Rent is 2 Damn High” party.<\/p>\n

That’s him in the middle up there, between the two straight laced New Yorkers, rocking sick-ass kicks, gloves, and quite possibly the coolest beard I have ever seen in my life. He can be seen driving around in his car with speakers on the roof, ranting about how, you guessed it, the rent is too damn high! <\/em><\/p>\n

Check out his website<\/a> (and prepare for incredible graphics) to learn more about this brilliant addition to the politician scene, and make sure your speakers are on for a special song (SONG!) from this Civil Wa- I mean Vietnam war <\/em>vet with an honest platform, a legitimate plea, and a BAD ASS BEARD.<\/p>\n

And don’t forget to vote this coming November 2nd!<\/p>\n\n

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