{"id":6283,"date":"2010-10-19T10:52:41","date_gmt":"2010-10-19T17:52:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=6283"},"modified":"2010-10-19T10:52:41","modified_gmt":"2010-10-19T17:52:41","slug":"worst-sign-order-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/worst-sign-order-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst Sign Order EVER."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6284\" title=\"kohls\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/kohls.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"515\" height=\"320\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Someone on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/humor\/comments\/dtcdy\/kohl_sounds_like_a_mean_person\/\" target=\"_blank\">Reddit.com<\/a> spotted this, um, unfortunately placed signage\u00a0 in front of a mall in Midtowne, South Carolina, and brought it to all of our attentions. I hope they rearrange those signs soon. Although I guess Kohl&#8217;s Dick&#8217;s Staples isn&#8217;t all that much better&#8230;<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-6283\" data-postid=\"6283\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-6283 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone on Reddit.com spotted this, um, unfortunately placed signage\u00a0 in front of a mall in Midtowne, South Carolina, and brought it to all of our attentions. I hope they rearrange those signs soon. Although I guess Kohl&#8217;s Dick&#8217;s Staples isn&#8217;t all that much better&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[1327,3851,2254,3850,3855,3661,280,3852,3853,3854],"class_list":["post-6283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bcu-hotties","category-thelife","tag-bad-idea","tag-dicks","tag-funny-signs","tag-kohls","tag-mistakes","tag-no-thanks","tag-south-carolina","tag-staples","tag-stores","tag-weird-signs","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6283"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6283"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6285,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6283\/revisions\/6285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}