{"id":6289,"date":"2010-10-19T12:12:38","date_gmt":"2010-10-19T19:12:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=6289"},"modified":"2010-10-19T12:15:15","modified_gmt":"2010-10-19T19:15:15","slug":"things-you-dont-need-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/things-you-dont-need-this\/","title":{"rendered":"Things You Don&#8217;t Need: This Jizz Necklace"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6290\" title=\"pearl necklace\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/pearl-necklace.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"241\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Because nothing says I love you like a $400, sterling silver recreation of a pool of your semen attached to a chain that she can wear around her neck all the time, right?<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>RIGHT?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Misguidedly purchase this jizz necklace at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.leahpiepgras.com\/objects\/gallery\/pearlnecklace\/pnbuy.php\" target=\"_blank\">LeahPiepgras.com<\/a>, or don&#8217;t, because <strong><em>EW.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-6289\" data-postid=\"6289\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-6289 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because nothing says I love you like a $400, sterling silver recreation of a pool of your semen attached to a chain that she can wear around her neck all the time, right? RIGHT? \u00a0 Misguidedly purchase this jizz necklace at LeahPiepgras.com, or don&#8217;t, because EW.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,17],"tags":[2395,683,3856,3616,3858,727,466,3481,3857,2404],"class_list":["post-6289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thelife","category-style-and-wear","tag-ew","tag-gross","tag-jizz-necklace","tag-no-thank-you","tag-pearl-necklace","tag-semen","tag-strange","tag-things-you-dont-need","tag-weird-jewelry","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6289"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6289"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6298,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6289\/revisions\/6298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}