{"id":6301,"date":"2010-10-19T16:21:42","date_gmt":"2010-10-19T23:21:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=6301"},"modified":"2010-10-25T13:40:03","modified_gmt":"2010-10-25T20:40:03","slug":"this-sandwich-will-kill-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/this-sandwich-will-kill-you\/","title":{"rendered":"This Sandwich Will Kill You"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Never mind that it’s almost Halloween and you may or may not be squeezing into some skin-tight, sausage casing of a costume, or that this year, you’re really trying to keep off any winter weight, OR that too much greasy food makes your T-zone break out – you shouldn’t eat The Fat Sandwich (from the Fat Sandwich Company)<\/a> because I’m pretty sure it will KILL YOU. The ingredients are as follows:<\/p>\n

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“two rolls, 4 cheeseburgers, double cheesesteak, chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, mac n cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalape\u00f1o poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, American cheese, mayo, ketchup and french fries and heart disease* and childhood obesity**.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Those last two ingredients may be my own extrapolations, but I’m not making any promises.<\/p>\n

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Never mind that it’s almost Halloween and you may or may not be squeezing into some skin-tight, sausage casing of a costume, or that this year, you’re really trying to keep off any winter weight, OR that too much greasy food makes your T-zone break out – you shouldn’t eat The Fat Sandwich (from the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[237,3859,3860,683,3616,2404],"class_list":["post-6301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thelife","tag-america","tag-fat-sandwich","tag-fat-sandwich-company","tag-gross","tag-no-thank-you","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6301"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6301\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6392,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6301\/revisions\/6392"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}