{"id":6318,"date":"2010-10-20T11:58:31","date_gmt":"2010-10-20T18:58:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=6318"},"modified":"2010-10-20T11:59:48","modified_gmt":"2010-10-20T18:59:48","slug":"things-you-dont-need-the-situations-new-book","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/things-you-dont-need-the-situations-new-book\/","title":{"rendered":"Things You Don&#8217;t Need: The Situation&#8217;s New Book"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two very special things are happening on the first Tuesday of November: one is an important event which solidifies our nation as a country that accepts free speech, the freedom to choose, and the ability to elect borderline psychotic human beings as leaders and role-models, and the other is<strong> Election Day<\/strong> (HA! See what I did there? HA!).<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right, on the same day that many people will vote an anti-masturbation ex-witch into the Senate, the same amount of people are going to pick up a copy of Mike &#8220;The Situation&#8221; Sorrentino&#8217;s book at their local Borders, crack it open, and diligently read through chapters like &#8220;<strong>Wingmen and Grenades<\/strong>&#8221; and &#8220;<strong>Creeping in da Club and Elsewheres<\/strong>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6319\" title=\"the sitch\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/the-sitch.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"340\" height=\"503\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As always, MTV, thanks for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/url?sa=t&amp;source=web&amp;cd=2&amp;sqi=2&amp;ved=0CCsQFjAB&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FHow-Be-Famous-Looking-Becoming%2Fdp%2F0446555916&amp;rct=j&amp;q=how%20to%20be%20famous&amp;ei=ozu_TJuqFonksQOx56TTDQ&amp;usg=AFQjCNGFs4kkB8-_AkQtw3S0K7-h4hzzjA&amp;sig2=_WektBeLd6wunaFbD0VCng&amp;cad=rja\" target=\"_blank\">inspiring addition to the bookshelves<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/jezebel.com\/5668719\/exclusive-the-situations-new-book-is-the-literary-equivalent-of-an-ed-hardy-tee\" target=\"_blank\">Jezebel.<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-6318\" data-postid=\"6318\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-6318 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two very special things are happening on the first Tuesday of November: one is an important event which solidifies our nation as a country that accepts free speech, the freedom to choose, and the ability to elect borderline psychotic human beings as leaders and role-models, and the other is Election Day (HA! See what I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[1327,2326,3844,1604,3869,3616,1520,3230,3481],"class_list":["post-6318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-bad-idea","tag-books","tag-election-day","tag-jersey-shore","tag-must-not-reads","tag-no-thank-you","tag-terrible","tag-the-situation","tag-things-you-dont-need","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6318"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6318"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6318\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6323,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6318\/revisions\/6323"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}