{"id":6358,"date":"2010-10-22T10:46:06","date_gmt":"2010-10-22T17:46:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=6358"},"modified":"2010-11-05T16:29:12","modified_gmt":"2010-11-05T23:29:12","slug":"crocodile-on-plane-kills-19-passengers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/crocodile-on-plane-kills-19-passengers\/","title":{"rendered":"Crocodile on Plane Kills 19 Passengers"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Reason #429,301 not to leave the house<\/strong>: a f*cking CROCODILE might get on the plane and murder you all.<\/em><\/p>\n

So, it turns out the hilariously terrible Samuel L Jackson flick, Snakes on a Plane<\/em>, was actually a CAUTIONARY tale,\u00a0 because apparently reptiles have absolutely no problem boarding and then wreaking havoc on airborne transports. According to Australian reports, a stowaway crocodile made its way onto an internal flight in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, causing an onboard stampede, which caused the plane to crash into a house, killing 19 people, and leaving only one survivor to tell the horrific tale.<\/p>\n

Great. So not only do I need to worry about birds getting sucked into engines, violent turbulence, and the general idea that a 450 ton hunk of metal is attempting to FLOAT in the AIR, but now I should also consider the very real potential that a dinosaur killing machine (basically) might be on board too? Are you trying to turn me into a hermit, Universe?!!!<\/em><\/p>\n

I imagine next weeks headline to read: Killer Elephant Finds its Way Onto Cruise Ship <\/strong>– Systematically eats all passengers except one blind elderly woman.<\/p>\n

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Reason #429,301 not to leave the house: a f*cking CROCODILE might get on the plane and murder you all. So, it turns out the hilariously terrible Samuel L Jackson flick, Snakes on a Plane, was actually a CAUTIONARY tale,\u00a0 because apparently reptiles have absolutely no problem boarding and then wreaking havoc on airborne transports. According […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[3886,3885,3883,3888,1699,3884,3887,3456],"class_list":["post-6358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-airplanes","tag-congo","tag-crocodile","tag-crocs-on-a-plane","tag-death","tag-plane-crash","tag-snakes-on-a-plane","tag-terrifying","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6358"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6358"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6679,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6358\/revisions\/6679"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}