{"id":6393,"date":"2010-10-26T10:16:36","date_gmt":"2010-10-26T17:16:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=6393"},"modified":"2010-11-05T16:27:01","modified_gmt":"2010-11-05T23:27:01","slug":"man-collecting-belly-button-lint-since-1984","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/man-collecting-belly-button-lint-since-1984\/","title":{"rendered":"Man Collecting Belly Button Lint Since 1984"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6394\" title=\"lint\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/lint.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"334\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Poll time. Belly button lint: funny, gross, or a combination of the two? I don&#8217;t know about you but I lean towards super f*cking disgusting, so when I heard <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5672240\/this-is-officially-the-largest-collection-of-belly-button-lint-in-the-world\" target=\"_blank\">this story at Gawker<\/a> that a man named Graham Barker had been saving his own belly button lint for the past 26 years, I basically almost puked into my own mouth. Twice.<\/p>\n<p>According to Barker, he has the largest collection of naval lint in the world, which is, I guess, a feat in itself. He keeps it in jars, all helpfully organized by date, and says it weighs about 3\/4 of an ounce. As though reading our minds, Barker told the Daily Mail &#8220;it never goes moldy and does not smell.&#8221; So I guess there&#8217;s that.<\/p>\n<p>Hey Graham, fun fact: you could potentially pick up a normal person hobby like fishing or reading or knitting <em>NO, NOT WITH YOUR BELLY BUTTON LINT, YOU SICKO.<\/em><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-6393\" data-postid=\"6393\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-6393 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poll time. Belly button lint: funny, gross, or a combination of the two? I don&#8217;t know about you but I lean towards super f*cking disgusting, so when I heard this story at Gawker that a man named Graham Barker had been saving his own belly button lint for the past 26 years, I basically almost [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[3904,3901,3903,683,3902,2726,2404],"class_list":["post-6393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-26-years","tag-belly-button-lint","tag-graham-barker","tag-gross","tag-naval-lint","tag-weird-news","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6393"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6393"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6393\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6675,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6393\/revisions\/6675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}