{"id":6400,"date":"2010-10-26T11:18:02","date_gmt":"2010-10-26T18:18:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=6400"},"modified":"2010-10-26T11:18:02","modified_gmt":"2010-10-26T18:18:02","slug":"snook-o-lantern","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/snook-o-lantern\/","title":{"rendered":"Snook-o-Lantern"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6401\" title=\"snook-o-lantern\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/snook-o-lantern.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"355\" height=\"448\" \/>According to the <a href=\"http:\/\/thedailywh.at\/post\/1399584804\/how-to-of-the-day-jersey-shores-snooki-as-a\" target=\"_blank\">DailyWhat<\/a>, this pumpkin is supposed to look like Snooki. However, I feel like that&#8217;s a bit of an insult to the pumpkin because it doesn&#8217;t look like an alcoholic midget troll, it looks more like a classy Latina woman named Maria who wouldn&#8217;t ever refer to intercourse as &#8220;smushing&#8221; and would absolutely <em>never ever<\/em> consider wearing slippers in public. Sure the skin color is right, but she needs a nice case of smokers&#8217; dark circles and trashier make up.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Nice try, though.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-6400\" data-postid=\"6400\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-6400 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to the DailyWhat, this pumpkin is supposed to look like Snooki. However, I feel like that&#8217;s a bit of an insult to the pumpkin because it doesn&#8217;t look like an alcoholic midget troll, it looks more like a classy Latina woman named Maria who wouldn&#8217;t ever refer to intercourse as &#8220;smushing&#8221; and would absolutely [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[205,478,1604,3907,3862,3911,3463,955,2876],"class_list":["post-6400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-celebrities","tag-halloween","tag-jersey-shore","tag-mess","tag-pumpkins","tag-self-tanner","tag-snooki","tag-weird","tag-wrong","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6400"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6400\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6404,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6400\/revisions\/6404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}