{"id":6405,"date":"2010-10-26T13:06:23","date_gmt":"2010-10-26T20:06:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=6405"},"modified":"2010-11-05T15:40:26","modified_gmt":"2010-11-05T22:40:26","slug":"speaking-of-pumpkins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/speaking-of-pumpkins\/","title":{"rendered":"Speaking of Pumpkins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/tbNKVmWj1K4?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/tbNKVmWj1K4?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><strong>There are three things you can conclude from watching this video:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1) How lucky are we to finally live in a world where people can drop pumpkins on cars without fear of someone asking, &#8220;why the hell are you dropping a pumpkin on a car; you know there are starving children in the world, right?&#8221; which is a good thing, because its written into the Constitution that we are allowed the freedom of superfluous and wasteful fun in the name of a superfluous and wasteful holiday.<\/p>\n<p>2) I don&#8217;t know how I feel about this freakishly large pumpkin epidemic. I feel like we&#8217;re all worried about terrorists and food-borne illnesses and AIDS but what we should really be worrying about is whether or not there is a super-race of mutant pumpkin monsters being born right next to our corn stalks. Terrifying.<\/p>\n<p>3) Finally, no wonder Pontiac has gone under. If your cars can&#8217;t even survive the very real possibility of a pumpkin storm (duh, global warming), how are we supposed to trust them? Shotty workmanship, Detroit. This is why you suffer.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-6405\" data-postid=\"6405\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-6405 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are three things you can conclude from watching this video: 1) How lucky are we to finally live in a world where people can drop pumpkins on cars without fear of someone asking, &#8220;why the hell are you dropping a pumpkin on a car; you know there are starving children in the world, right?&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[478,3912,466,3660,11796,955],"class_list":["post-6405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-halloween","tag-pumpkin","tag-strange","tag-unnecessary","tag-booty-call-u-videos","tag-weird","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6405"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6405"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6405\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6641,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6405\/revisions\/6641"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}